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2013-04-01 01:17:41 PM  
16 votes:
Mitt: You know, my office is bigger, has nicer furniture and has a view over looking Boston Harbor.

Barack (Presses a button): Correction. Your office was bigger, had nicer furniture and is currently at the bottom of Boston Harbor.

/votey goes on
2013-04-01 12:10:20 PM  
14 votes:
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2013-04-01 12:04:57 PM  
13 votes:
"That's ok......you may be president but at the end of the day, I'm still white."
2013-04-01 12:34:23 PM  
10 votes:
Mitt!  Glad you could make it.  I'll have some coffee brought in.  I think my staff may have gotten to the coffee cake already, but don't worry, I think there's about 47% of it left.
2013-04-01 12:14:47 PM  
10 votes:
"This place is smaller than my servant's quarters.  Kinda glad I lost now."
/now with voting!
2013-04-01 12:05:29 PM  
10 votes:
"How are you on binders, Mitt? I can get you a couple of White House ones."
2013-04-01 12:33:01 PM  
9 votes:
One two three four. I declare a thumb war!
2013-04-01 02:33:08 PM  
8 votes:
"Good morning, sir.  I'd like to speak to you today about Heavenly Father's exciting plan for you."
2013-04-01 12:02:46 PM  
7 votes:
"I just left a growler in your personal toilet"
2013-04-01 01:45:37 PM  
6 votes:
"This is how we shake hands in Kenya."
2013-04-01 12:46:48 PM  
6 votes:
Barack Obama: "Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite."
2013-04-01 12:22:18 PM  
6 votes:
Mitch: "Hi. I'm a robot."
Barak: "I'm a human."
Now with voting.
2013-04-01 03:42:28 PM  
5 votes:
"What's it like being a Lamanite, Mr. President?"

"What's it like not being president, Mr. Romney?"
2013-04-01 02:22:49 PM  
5 votes:
This is one office you couldn't buy.
2013-04-01 12:02:09 PM  
5 votes:
"As Lincoln facepalms, the two former adversaries discuss the swapping of wives."
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2013-04-01 06:36:55 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-04-01 12:27:33 PM  
4 votes:
"What do you think, Mitt?"
"I love what you haven't done in this place."
2013-04-01 12:27:33 PM  
4 votes:
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl year after year.
2013-04-01 02:25:38 PM  
3 votes:
"I don't think this is the sort of Minority Outreach CPAC was talking about, Mitt.  Now kindly 'self-deport' your way out the front door."
2013-04-01 01:00:02 PM  
3 votes:
"Hey Mitt, who's seal are you standing on -oh, right...."
2013-04-01 12:26:46 PM  
3 votes:
You May Be Morman, Mitt, But You'll Have To Admit I Have More Man!
2013-04-01 12:13:40 PM  
3 votes:
I must commend the first lady, this room has the right amount of stripes.
2013-04-01 02:31:26 PM  
2 votes:
"So, you enjoying where you're standing at now? Good, because this is the only side of the Resolute Desk that you're ever gonna see."
2013-04-01 01:40:07 PM  
2 votes:
"Congratulations, we totally fooled them!"
2013-04-01 12:26:05 PM  
2 votes:
"Mitt, I bet you're wondering why I'm extending this handshake into a long, drawn-out and awkward affair that's quickly becoming embarrassing, and just looking at you. Yup, bet you are."
2013-04-01 02:34:29 PM  
1 vote:
Ned? Ned Ryerson? Doesn't ring a bell...
2013-04-01 01:59:00 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, tell ya' what. i know it hurts to lose, but together, we'll make an oreo cookie.
2013-04-01 01:57:36 PM  
1 vote:
Has your anus (ego) healed yet?
2013-04-01 01:39:54 PM  
1 vote:
Mitt: Let us continue to exchange long strand proteins often.
2013-04-01 12:34:33 PM  
1 vote:

sweet-daddy-2: So Mittens, How's that garment thing working for you now?
Well Mr. President, a lot better than that watermelon seed stuck in your teeth.

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2013-04-01 12:30:58 PM  
1 vote:
Daniel Day-Lewis is watching you.
2013-04-01 12:16:31 PM  
1 vote:
"Dood, you totally got to see the remote control that up in this biatch!"
2013-04-01 12:16:22 PM  
1 vote:
Romney: Millions of my personal money spent on a failed election and all I get for it is a HANDSHAKE?
2013-04-01 12:10:27 PM  
1 vote:
The normally unflappable President Obama trailed off awkwardly, wondering for the second time that day if his wife had been serious when she said she'd love to get a look at Romney's "Latter Day Saint".
2013-04-01 12:09:47 PM  
1 vote:
Mitt Romney: Oww! My feelings!
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