farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]Do you come with the car?
Shazam999: I like slutty girls. They're so easy, and I'm not really all that good looking, so it works out well for me.
Lionel Mandrake: farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]Do you come with the car?I came this farking close...[fearless-selling.ca image 440x307]...to posting that
BolloxReader: See? Absolutely nothing wrong with the campaign. You KNOW he was feeding the fantasies of a lot of people out there with the "daughter" label even though it was specious. There's a reason all those websites are out there./would hit it//not the car, I don't prefer women to autoerotica
Leeds: Just a Friend?OH BABY YOOOOOUUUUYOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED!
BolloxReader: BolloxReader: I don't prefer women to autoeroticadammit
BolloxReader: BolloxReader: See? Absolutely nothing wrong with the campaign. You KNOW he was feeding the fantasies of a lot of people out there with the "daughter" label even though it was specious. There's a reason all those websites are out there./would hit it//not the car, I don't prefer women to autoeroticadammit
CapeFearCadaver: quickdraw: /you didnt really miss muchExcept for the one guy saying he was a 32 year old virgin, there was that.
CapeFearCadaver: Profedius: Never spoke to a woman with that much ink who hadn't had that in her past.I really don't want to put you on ignore, no one is.... You do come up with a few good points here and there... but really? And I know I've used the 'Really?' line on you before. You just seem so unrepentantly set in your assholish assumptions that I am thoroughly surprised that you hold a life outside of Fark.This chick in TFA is very definitely holding onto tons of issues; though your usage of blanket statements concerning any type of woman and 'weak men' in almost every post I've read of yours throughout the years... it speaks more to who you are as a person than it does towards those who you consistently demean.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, except she's still a skank
give me doughnuts: There is a sad lack of pics of skanks in this thread. And that was "skAnks," so forget about the pics of lizards you were getting ready to post.
doczoidberg: That bastard.How could he lie to us like that???I feel violated.
Profedius: because that would require and emotional intent which I do not have.
Pray 4 Mojo: Nice ride... but dude shoulda left it stock.
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"and he said "DATSUN?"
Reverend Monkeypants: And here I am, about to post an ad selling a standard pro-audio equipment unit with 12 spaces with the heading "Nice Rack" and accompanying picture enhanced with some help from my friend with the DDs...
DoctorHowardDoctorFine: I'd hit the Datsun first
gilgigamesh: Take that crap out of her face, get her fumigated, put something with long sleeves on her, and bring her to....You know what, nevermind. That's too much work.
fusillade762: 1977 is "vintage" now?
HoratioGates: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"and he said "DATSUN?"My grandfather (dead almost 30 years) used to tell a variation on that joke.I drive an '87 Nissan 200SX that looks trashier than that girl.
SugarPlumFarie: I still don't see what the problem is. My daughter loves helping me sell cars...[fmnnow.com image 550x351]
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