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(Patch)   Criminal mastermind uploads self-pic, taken with stolen phone, to victim's Facebook page   ( fortstewart.patch.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, self-portraits, Facebook, savannahs  
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8716 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Nov 2012 at 4:47 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-29 05:00:46 PM  
2 votes:
Tracy Morgan is an 18 year old cell phone thief?
2012-11-29 04:51:48 PM  
2 votes:
2012-11-29 07:11:16 PM  
1 vote:

Eeteetoo: Jon H: Eeteetoo: Sometimes I take pictures of outstanding shiats... I don't think that my Facebook friends want to see that.

Prove it!

I have one I call the monkey tail that is breathtaking.

A little bit of a threadjack. I used to work at a company that had two factories in town. I got transferred over to the new plant that didn't have too many people working there yet. One night, I go to the men's room and head for the first stall. In it, standing a good 6 inches out of the water and as thick around as my bicep, is the biggest piece of shiat I've ever seen. There is no way that thing was going to flush without some manual labor. I was surprised there wasn't blood spatters everywhere, as I couldn't imagine passing that thing without doing damage to yourself. I came out of the bathroom and tried to make the guilty party fess up, but no one ever did. Did I work with the nameless one and not know it? I'll never know. I am still haunted by that image to this day.

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2012-11-29 05:11:56 PM  
1 vote:
I'm seeing a pattern in these self-shots from stolen portable electronics. And now I hate myself for noticing.
2012-11-29 05:10:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-29 05:00:10 PM  
1 vote:
Dumbass tag is for setting your phone to send all pictures to facebook
2012-11-29 04:48:54 PM  
1 vote:
Criminal mastermind in the making
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