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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   Man charged with robbing banks claims prayer led him to commit the crimes. Praise the Lord and pass the loot   ( fox19.com) divider line
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2012-11-29 10:48:35 AM  
He works in mysterious ways sometimes.
2012-11-29 11:04:54 AM  
Well then clearly the robberies were god's will. How can you punish him for acting on god's will and still call yourselves christians?
2012-11-29 11:12:47 AM  
Sounds like a Catholic mass.
2012-11-29 11:20:40 AM  
2012-11-29 11:33:02 AM  
What does God need with money?
2012-11-29 11:44:38 AM  

Odd Bird: Sounds like a Catholic mass.

What is it now.... 30% on income?
2012-11-29 11:54:55 AM  
fagin Christ?
2012-11-29 12:22:24 PM  
The plot to Blues Brothers 2013?
2012-11-29 12:30:38 PM  
"He said he even pulled over on the side of the road and prayed about it."

Not the same as, "I prayed and God told me to rob a bank."
2012-11-29 07:27:11 PM  
James 1:13-14 "When tempted, no one should say, "God is tempting me." For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone; but each person is tempted when they are dragged away by their own evil desire and enticed."
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