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(Yahoo)   Ok which one of you farkers in AZ and MO hit the numbers?   ( gma.yahoo.com) divider line
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2012-11-29 11:21:03 AM  
2 votes:

MassAsster: I wouldn't be posting here if I did... I would be on the look out for a real good attorney and financial planner

I WON!!!! Allow me to introduce my attorney and my financial planner.
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2012-11-29 10:49:50 AM  
2 votes:
3 numbers, no powerball = A cool $7...oh yeah. We're talking 'Two chicks at the same time' money.
2012-11-29 10:45:28 AM  
2 votes:
Thinking they were a buck, I asked for 5 since I had a fiver. Found out after they were printed that they were 2 bucks. So it cost me 10 bucks to hit one number on one ticket, not the powerball. I guess I still beat the odds, but yup, wasted my 10 bucks.
2012-11-29 11:25:38 AM  
1 vote:
some people in my office went in on some tickets and one of them hit all numbers except one, which only amounts to a $10k win. i'm not complaining, since i'm better off than i was yesterday, but it's crazy to think that we were just one number off from the jackpot (7 instead of 22 if you're wondering).
2012-11-29 11:24:53 AM  
1 vote:
I got a random ticket, and the numbers were randomly all above 30.

I wasn't even in the same half of the number scale...
2012-11-29 11:21:49 AM  
1 vote:
My wife sent me out to get milk for the kids at 10pm last night and INSISTED I get Powerball tickets.

Right as I was fumbling with the machine to get a couple, she called me to tell me the numbers had already been called...

/you can't win if you don't play
//you can't loose if you don't play, either
2012-11-29 11:12:24 AM  
1 vote:

jazz710: 3 numbers, no powerball = A cool $7...oh yeah. We're talking 'Two chicks at the same time' money.

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2012-11-29 11:06:40 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-29 11:02:45 AM  
1 vote:
Well I had my little fun of dreaming about what I would do had I won, so I feel I got my $2.00 worth of fun. Tonight I will get my $13.95 worth of fun from a bottle of rum.
2012-11-29 10:58:59 AM  
1 vote:

FarkedOver: It will be 2 toothless hillbillies that won, as it always is.

Cool, looks like my cousin won then.
2012-11-29 10:51:25 AM  
1 vote:
It will be 2 toothless hillbillies that won, as it always is.
2012-11-29 10:50:03 AM  
1 vote:
When I went to buy my ticket I told the cashier I would like to purchase the winning powerball ticket. Alas, she did not sell me what I wanted...
2012-11-29 10:44:26 AM  
1 vote:

PsyLord: I hope it's not some tea party survival gun nut that won in Az.

Why not? That sounds like Waco II: Electric Boogalo to me
2012-11-29 10:42:11 AM  
1 vote:
I hit one number, the Powerball 6. Woohoo, four bucks!
2012-11-29 10:39:47 AM  
1 vote:
Not me (MO resident). Ah well, I had my $2 worth of fun. Back to the salt mines...
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