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(SFGate)   Dancing in a field clad only in socks and underwear in 30-degree weather after starting two small brush fires and then calling police to report a multiple shooting is not where you want to end up son   ( divider line
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2012-11-29 09:31:27 AM  

2012-11-29 10:02:39 AM  
2012-11-29 10:17:30 AM  
Half-naked man

I think socks and underwear counts as three-quarters naked.
2012-11-29 10:28:14 AM  
no, the place I want to end up is between Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell but shiat doesnt always end up the way I want them to.

I'm more likely to end up in the field.
2012-11-29 10:46:49 AM  

Sybarite: Half-naked man

I think socks and underwear counts as three-quarters naked.

They could have been tall socks
2012-11-29 11:04:06 AM  

*clicks link*

Undersheriff Clair Morris says deputies found 47-year-old

2012-11-29 12:40:24 PM  
I am 100% sure this decision will never come back to haunt him.

It'll have to stand back too far in line from his other Tardian Decision-Making Skilz.
2012-11-29 12:44:16 PM  
Why am I pretty sure the words "bath salts" are going to be involved here?
2012-11-29 12:46:53 PM  
2012-11-29 12:56:35 PM  
Almost sounds like my winter solstice party.
2012-11-29 01:40:27 PM  
My Johnson is often influenced by alcohol.
2012-11-29 01:52:33 PM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size

/Socks and underwear is the big clue here
2012-11-29 02:09:11 PM  
That old black magic's got me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
2012-11-29 08:35:01 PM  
not where you want to end up son

I don't want to end anywhere up son.
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