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(The Daily Beast)   American Red Cross collects $150 million dollars in donations for Sandy victims, but can't seem to find a way to get that money to Sandy victims   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, American Red Cross, Red Cross, Michelle Manning, Ocean County, relief efforts, St. Francis  
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2012-11-29 01:01:49 PM  
3 votes:
$ 150,000,000 and I'm GETTING MUTHERFARKING GREEN BEANS??!?!?!
/MF-ERS better be serving LOBSTERS!!!
2012-11-29 09:26:53 AM  
3 votes:
That's pretty much the Red Cross way.

/oh look, bonuses!
2012-11-29 01:10:39 PM  
2 votes:
Just checked. I can fit at least 2.3 million in my SUV. I'd be glad to help.
2012-11-29 04:19:45 PM  
1 vote:

Kencyr: That's the way the Red Cross operates. The key is preparedness: Have all the necessary equipment and supplies ready in advance of the disaster. Use the money from the previous disaster relief fund-raisers for this event and use the money gathered by Sandy fund-raisers for the next (and future) events.

//Wonders how many times he's read this article in some format or another.

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Because if you would have actually read TFA you'd know that this is about the Red Cross collecting money for the next disaster and doing next to nothing for the people who suffer in this one. Reminds me of the Red Cross 9-11 funds that went to the Red Cross...and stayed there.
2012-11-29 03:28:16 PM  
1 vote:
Do your research, folks. My money goes to St. Jude Children s Hospital.
2012-11-29 01:14:08 PM  
1 vote:
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seems appropriate...
2012-11-29 01:04:11 PM  
1 vote:
It's easy, you load some expired cans of mushroom soup on a bus and drive to the disaster.
2012-11-29 10:12:31 AM  
1 vote:
I hear they're charging for donuts again.
2012-11-29 09:50:44 AM  
1 vote:
You need $150 million to send fat bureaucrats off to "conferences" at five star hotels and resorts where there's plenty of rich food and drink.

That's how you truly help the needy.
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