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(AZCentral)   Pastor accused of selling heroin, methamphetamine and prescription drugs to his followers to help bring them closer to God. Then again, an overdose would technically bring them closer to God   ( azcentral.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Fountain Hills, god, prescription drugs, Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, glass, MCSO, overdose, heroin  
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2393 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Nov 2012 at 10:47 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-29 10:57:47 AM  
3 votes:
LSD and peyote would be more appropriate.
2012-11-29 11:01:33 AM  
2 votes:
At least he wasn't selling them opiates, amirite?
2012-11-29 10:53:43 AM  
1 vote:
Trent Reznor knew how to get closer to god.... much healthier than meth. just saying.
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