Smeggy Smurf: /will have to settle for jerking off in front of a fan
ytterbium: Missouri, eh? Hoping for an excited phone call from a family member or friend later today./we're not all mouthbreathers
dkimball: Wow, the GDP of Missouri just doubled.
you are a puppet: Ha, I love that all the numbers were under 31. All the "lottery winning tips" articles that came out this week were saying to pick numbers bigger than that otherwise you'd have to split jackpots with people who picked birthdays.Winners in Arizona and Missouri, that sucks. Probably mouthbreathers
LegacyDL: If it helps the millions of people who played and lost tonight: It could be worse, you could have won the jackpot causing you to become your own worst enemy. Imagine, friends & family clawing at you for money thus making you turn to drugs and alcohol which then leads you to having a one night stand with a woman who claimed she did porno in the 80s, then she accuses you of rape and tries to sue you. You freak out and move to Tibet and lodge up at a monastery only to find out that your lawyer/friends/family/bookie/drug dealer climbed up those 800 steps to track you down. You panic, attempt suicide via gunshot to the head and fail causing you to become brain dead. Your family then starts to argue about power of attorney while you lay in your hospital bed like a vegetable and late at night when it's all quiet the nurse pees in your mouth and farts in your face.
fusillade762: I was at the liquor store earlier and everyone in line in front of me bought at least one ticket. I almost bought one. Almost.
ltdanman44: so did someone win it all or is it still going
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