Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]PLEASE tell me that's a shoopyup they shooped da woopThis one is all too real though:[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/You know how Mid_mo_mad_man could lose a ton of ugly fat?Divorce.Go back and read my posts. Soon to be married after the first of year/l thought the Ayds diet candy was an urban legend. You learn something knew every day
WhoGAS: We don't see our kids that way even when we intellectually know they're hot.
sethen320: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.I had to share.Click pic, NSFWBunks, to them now.I always thought the mechanic was a bit hotter.
The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom./Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.
2 Replies: And had she not, we wouldn't have her fap-worthy pics...
skullkrusher: this still blows my mind:This guy from Homeland:Is this vocabulary nazi:
iron de havilland: skullkrusher: this still blows my mind:This guy from Homeland:[i2.cdnds.net image 300x225]Is this vocabulary nazi:[images.wikia.com image 330x282]Really? I find that to be inconceivable.
Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.You're assuming she can read.So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavorSays the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn![t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]Wtf is that in the pic?
Mentalpatient87: Someone save this thread for the next time someone starts tossing out the phrase "slut-shaming."
Beowoolfie: Nope, not dating a fashion model, wife's not looking over my shoulder, but emphatically do not think she's cute. Hell, if I was at the tip rail on her next shift at the cheap strip club, I'd go get a refill during her dance to avoid tipping her. To me, she's practically a textbook illustration of "cheap skank".
SubjectVerb: Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.
AbbeySomeone: Goddamn you're evil, and I just spit hot tea through my nose.
merlinsbeard: Life is not the breath you take, but the moment that takes your breath away. Yep she took my breath away...
thecpt: merlinsbeard: Life is not the breath you take, but the moment that takes your breath away. Yep she took my breath away...whoa there top gun.
Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.
WhoGAS: iron de havilland: skullkrusher: this still blows my mind:This guy from Homeland:[i2.cdnds.net image 300x225]Is this vocabulary nazi:[images.wikia.com image 330x282]Really? I find that to be inconceivable.Oh. I had that revelation when he was in Dead Like Me.
special20: You Idiots: You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.I'm digging it. I see we share some things in common!The thing that really surprises me is that she doesn't have the standard issue tramp stamp. (yet)
farkin_idiot: Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 600x444]Be thankful he did not have a son
Optimus Primate: If that was a Daily Mail article, they would have not only shown EVERY pic of the daughter, including the mentioned "between the thighs" shot. They would have also shown a photo of where she works, her elementary school, and a iStock photo of a "disappointed teacher".
Bobbo the Clown: I think this shows where he finds his "daughters."
p51d007: Five bucks says the "dad" lives in a trailer & has been banging the daughtersince she was 13. Nothing says trashy more than a woman with enough metalin her face to stay away from a magnet & word tattoos up and down the arms.She has some serious issues....
doubled99: What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.
CthulhuCalling: pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer./Or is he?There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)I've looked and looked for it, can't find it anywhere. Obviously the commercials were effective because years after the place closed, I still remember the name of the dealership there was still a line-up of guys waiting for their Hummer. Stacey was the hawt, and they really knew how to pimp her out on TV.
Treygreen13: Lingere? How am I the first person to point this out?
doubled99: So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.
doubled99: littlett's SmartestFunniest2012-11-29 09:11:51 AMdoubled99: What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.Well a lot of middle aged men have sex with 18-25 year old girls, but they typically don't do it with their daughters.So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.
doubled99: Seriously, I believe you and others here expressing the same opinion are a little farked up. Please continue with your weird thoughts and ignore me.
DjangoStonereaver: So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.Given that attitude, let me peremptorily decline looking at any of the photos of your daughter you keep in your wallet.
doubled99: I'm afraid I don't have kids. Nor was I abused sexually as a child, thank god. I have nothing but sympathy for you and others who have.
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