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(MIT Technology Review)   Google is 1) trying to figure out what you are thinking, 2) sending you search results based on what you are thinking, 3) having to really, really redefine safe search   ( technologyreview.com) divider line
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2012-11-28 12:22:25 PM  
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yves0010: Well, what was I thinking about.. My girlfriend... 2 seconds later, more thoughts about her.... 2 seconds later, squirrel!

She should probably trim a bit, then.
2012-11-28 12:40:40 PM  
1 vote:

The sound of one hand clapping: I really like the fact that google auto completes searches for me really efficiently, but saves me from embarrassment by not putting any of my regular porn related searches in the drop down. Occasionally I'll have someone round who will ask me to search for something and there's always that moment of hesitation when the search starts with something like 'b' and I think 'please don't drop down 'breasts' or 'big breasts' or something even worse.

2012-11-28 12:09:06 PM  
1 vote:
Why do my kidneys hurt? Am I going to die? Why do I keep having graphic images of my infant son dying in horrific ways? That's effed up, brain, for real. I'm trying to be a good dad. I need to lose some weight. Maybe I'll sign up for the boot camp they're offering. I don't know if I can afford $125 over three months. I really want a Coke. No. I have willpower, goddammit. When's lunch? Twenty-five more minutes. I wonder if I can look up the FAQ on where to find Deadshot's bullet in Arkham City here at work. Boo. I hate filters. I need to get some exercise.
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