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(Huffington Post)   Worst literary sex scenes of 2012: Not safe for work or good taste (Warning: Slideshow)   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Literary Review, good taste, Tom Wolfe, literary history, Sex in film, J. K. Rowling, literary fiction  
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2012-11-27 10:42:08 PM  
2 votes:
Attention all writers of "erotica": do not use the word "sex" to refer to the genitalia, of either gender. It's stupid.
2012-11-28 07:58:13 AM  
1 vote:

John_David_Stutts: steerforth: You know how when you go to deflate a great big puffed up tumescent air mattress, you pull the little plug out and it goes whoosh but there's a little bit left in so you get someone to roll around on it to make all the last bits come out?

Yes, yes...go on...

That's when you spank someone's bottom and crank up the tunes.
2012-11-28 04:12:21 AM  
1 vote:

Ronnie_Zman: FTFA
"...semen-bedizened blood-pusillanimous bed onanstic quiddity fulcrating pelvic thrusts..."

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my wife was like 'the fark are you reading, mad libs?' when i read that one out loud.
2012-11-28 03:16:00 AM  
1 vote:
"And then, one wet April afternoon, after a long delay of just over six weeks, his erection arrived. Arbitrarily.""

I can't not read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
2012-11-28 03:01:37 AM  
1 vote:
"..and he threw the slideshow onto his hard drive and his delicate parsers slowly explored her willing slides one-by-one until all that was left of her was a naked, shivering heap of
DESLIDED pleasure and bliss."

2012-11-27 10:52:20 PM  
1 vote:
He runs his tongue and lips over my breasts, the back of my neck, my toes, my stomach, the countless treasures between my legs

Either you can't count to one, or you really, really need to see a doctor.
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