AxL sANe: Heh - "elfin grot"
JosephFinn: AxL sANe: Heh - "elfin grot"The worst part? That's a reference to Keat's "La Belle Dame Sans Merci":VII.She found me roots of relish sweet, 25And honey wild, and manna dew,And sure in language strange she said-"I love thee true."VIII.She took me to her elfin grot,And there she wept, and sigh'd fill sore, 30And there I shut her wild wild eyesWith kisses four.It's a poetic word for grotto.
mhd: "She stroked my outlines in perfect synchrony until I was febrile in her hands"Ah, my outlines, yes, bring me to level seven![i.imgur.com image 468x282]/Jack Vance is writing erotica now?//"Cugel the Concupiscent"
Ebenator: I spanked her bottom and cranked up the tunesThis one is from a really crappy novel by Ethan Hawke (yes, THAT Ethan Hawke). I read it several years ago and that one line popped out as especially bad.
Despair of the Cheese: and thisI had to work through spells of severe hand cramp, what with the non-user-friendly positioning
JosephFinn: It's a poetic word for grotto.
Cybernetic: I stopped after "luxuriant mop."
HotWingAgenda: "And then, one wet April afternoon, after a long delay of just over six weeks, his erection arrived. Arbitrarily.""I can't not read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Zarquon's Flat Tire: *wound**supposedOf course as I reference a typo I make two.
Dead for Tax Reasons: That was literaturely literarily the worst lit list ever
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