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2012-11-27 05:12:50 PM  
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2012-11-27 02:02:41 PM  
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Lembas, huh? What is that?

Lembas, also called Waybread in the Common Speech, was a special food made by the elves. The cakes were very nutritious, stayed fresh for months when wrapped in leaves, and were used for sustenance on long journeys. Lembas was a brownish colour on the outside and a cream colour on the inside. Source

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My personal recipe for miruvor: mix equal parts limoncello and Five Hour Energy.

Dwarven version: Guinness and espresso.
2012-11-27 01:52:45 PM  
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I'll buy it
2012-11-27 04:49:05 PM  
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Hoboclown: Does it include a recipe for Wyman Manderly's meat pies?

No, and I was really looking forward to freying some up.
2012-11-27 03:42:26 PM  
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Hoboclown: I had no idea that Balrog wings was a thing people even argued about until the last LOTR thread. Well done stirring that up again, trollmitter.

We had this war back on rec.books.tolkien, too. It never goes away. Balrog wings are the Middle-east of Tolkien studies.
2012-11-27 03:35:04 PM  
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2012-11-27 03:06:38 PM  
1 vote:
Eating with Gollum should be a fairly straightforward segment. I assume it largely consists of, "Catch animal. Beat or throttle animal. Enjoy."
2012-11-27 01:53:13 PM  
1 vote:
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Mmmm... beefy!
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