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(Neiman Marcus)   This year's Neiman-Marcus "fantasy gift" catalog FINALLY includes a useful, practical, gift for any man on your Christmas list: a personal jetpack   ( neimanmarcus.com) divider line
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2012-11-27 11:35:01 AM  
2 votes:
Blowjobs are useful, practical, and free.
2012-11-27 03:53:56 PM  
1 vote:
How can you travel 80 miles attached to a hose?
2012-11-27 12:26:53 PM  
1 vote:


They DO realize people EAT the chickens they raise right? I think housing them in a versailles inspired henhouse with a chandalier would be worse than naming them. To say nothing of the "waste clean-up " issue

I haven't eaten any of my hens, just their eggs. Though, I have eaten those that turned out to be roosters. But I never liked them anyway :P
2012-11-27 12:20:33 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: I think RichMan-Snarkus lost it's sanity as well as it's remaining crumb of credibility when they featured......CUPCAKE GO CARTS!

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Yes, for 25 grand you too can putter around looking an utter tool with your matching candy hat and "F*CK the 99%!" grin on your face.

Oh god, that is the single funniest thing I'm going to see all week.

Can you imagine being that poor model? You moved to the big city, you've been a waiter for years, hoping for that big break, and you're almost ready to move back home, when suddenly your agent calls. Neiman Marcus needs a last-minute stand-in for their Christmas catalogue.

"Awesome!" you think. "I can totally see myself posing as the rich dude with a cognac by the fireside. This is going to get me noticed! Could be my big break!"

Then you get to the study bright and early, and there's just this cupcake costume. And the photographer gives you a meaningful nod.
2012-11-27 11:33:44 AM  
1 vote:
$99k? You can buy an Ultralight helicopter for less than half that. And you're not confined to a lake.
2012-11-27 09:52:38 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just bitter because I submitted this several days ago, but I love the $100,000 Versailles-inspired hen house. With chandeliers.
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