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(NPR)   Here's a thoughtful stocking stuffer for an older teen who could use a backup plan   ( npr.org) divider line
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20432 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Nov 2012 at 12:35 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-27 11:14:44 AM  
5 votes:
From: Dad
To: Daddy's Little Whore
2012-11-27 12:45:53 PM  
4 votes:

kbronsito: why not just add the morning after pill to lite beer and wine coolers?

Gay men have enough problems.
2012-11-27 02:03:48 PM  
2 votes:

philotech: My sister was worried about her daughter and boyfriend, so I had her bring them over while I was cleaning my guns... I guess we'll see how effective that is over the next few years...

As long as you keep them oiled a regular cleaning is paramount to their longevity.
2012-11-27 01:58:46 PM  
2 votes:

philotech: profplump: philotech: I don't think this should be taught as a valid birth control option

I don't think spare tires should be taught as a valid car repair option.

Nothing like a disingenuous analogy...

There are many things like a disingenuous analogy, High fructose plastic volcano paste for example.
2012-11-27 01:08:39 PM  
2 votes:
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says "My 10 year old daughter needs condoms". The Pharmacist is shocks. "Your 10 year old daughter is sexually ative?!?!" The man replies, "Not really, just mostly just lays therelike her mom does."

Civchic: Electromax: My gf in HS had a pill script and it was basically the best thing ever.

I was in high school in the mid-90s and EVERYONE had a prescription for the pill. If you didn't, you were stupid or not having sex. I just went to my doctor when I was 16 - said "I need the Pill" and he said "Sure, here you go!"


Some chicks have nasty side effects.

Currently, you need a doctor's prescription to purchase emergency contraception, such as Plan B, if you are under 17.

So I can buy one without a scrip and keep it around just in case?

/I don't plan to ignore the fact that it is likely my daughter will be sexually active when she is a teen
2012-11-27 01:03:31 PM  
2 votes:

doubled99: Yes, every single woman who has sex is, in fact, a whore.
Like your wife and mother.

You've met my Mother? and I'd pay good money for my wife to act like a whore.
2012-11-27 01:01:35 PM  
2 votes:

BigBooper: Grapple: Teens have sex. Get over it.

Recognizing that teens have sex, does not mean that we should be handing out abortion pills like a pedo hands out free candy.

Every egg is sacred! Menstruation is murder!
2012-11-27 10:05:39 AM  
2 votes:
This must be for teens who regularly get their stocking stuffed, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
2012-11-27 01:35:58 PM  
1 vote:
I have mixed feelings about this. As a Christian, it makes me sad that society has come to this. As a honest and realistic Christian, I understand the temptation to get the schmickity schmackity. I'm engaged, and we have had pre-marital sex. I'm not proud of that, but at least I don't pretend I'm someone or something I'm not.

My fiancee has two great sons from her first marriage, 12 and 10 years old. I love them both to death, but I'm worried about what's going to happen with the youngest, as he reminds me of me at that age, but less willing to be disciplined, which he badly badly needs.

I honestly believe that abstinence is the best thing. Not because sex is evil, but because you need to build a serious relationship, a strong foundation to keep the relationship strong, and that can be near impossible to do if you become pregnant at an early age. The best relationships I've had were the ones where we agreed to wait. Unfortunately, because of the way society is today, it's getting harder and harder (no pun intended) to achieve that.

The future mrs stumpy and I want at least kid together, and we are both hoping it's a boy. I think, for whatever reason, life is just a little easier growing up for boys.

If we had a girl, would I want my little girl going on the pill? I honestly don't know. Am I condoning that behaviour I know is wrong, according to our beliefs, even though I have done the same thing? Or, am I just saying, ok, this is just an emergncy back up plan based on good intentions.

So difficult.

I don't know if I'm cut out for this parenting crap. I guess I know I'm a good person, I'm just really worried about screwing other people lives more than I already have.

I think it's time for a vasectomy, and to move in to some basement dwelling. My parents are dead, any farkers out there with parents looking for roomies?

I'm clean and keep to myself!
2012-11-27 01:07:42 PM  
1 vote:
I still haven't figured out how normal BC pills still require a prescription while Plan B is OTC (over 18 anyway). The former will probably be OTC soon enough. Rather than bothering with the Plan B prescription for your under-18 child, you might just buy a box ("for Mom") and leave it in a readily-accessible medicine cabinet with no questions asked.

Probably the best thing I've had for recognizing teen sex was in a church (well, Unitarian) Sunday school class. We (11-year-olds, I think) all were handed a $5 bill. We were instructed to go in pairs to the grocery or drugstore, buy condoms, and bring them to next week's class. Compared labels and prices, etc. But, mostly, get over the "OMG someone will see me buying condoms" bit at a young age.
2012-11-27 12:44:44 PM  
1 vote:
why not just add the morning after pill to lite beer and wine coolers?
2012-11-27 12:40:19 PM  
1 vote:
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It beats the crap out of the wire coat-hanger my dad left in MY stocking back in the day!
Ah, who am I kidding? I haven't been fertile since the Reagan era!
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