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(Some Guy)   Not news: Apple buys a trademark from another company so it can use it for one of its devices. Fark: The other company, in this case, is Harley-Davidson. Subby awaits iPhone with throaty exhaust rumble   ( patentlyapple.com) divider line
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2012-11-27 09:22:30 AM  
4 votes:
instead of a "silent mode", they'll have a feature that makes your ringer even louder, but instead of a switch on the side of the phone, it will be activated by taking a photograph of your penis and running a sophisticated algorithm to determine how inadequate it is, and what volume level will appropriately compensate.
2012-11-27 08:24:54 AM  
3 votes:
Does this mean I need to keep an oil pan under my next iPad?
2012-11-27 08:20:44 AM  
2 votes:
Is the battery-case split vertically to conveniently leave pools of battery acid wherever you park it?
2012-11-27 10:54:41 AM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised that Apple didn't just go ahead and put the logo on their product anyway and then sue Harley-Davidson.
2012-11-27 10:35:02 AM  
1 vote:
Harley riders and Apple Fanbois. Hard to think of two groups who have attachedc more of a tribal identity and self image around the brand of consumer products they purchase. A match made in heaven.
2012-11-27 08:56:03 AM  
1 vote:
Great. A phone that will need a tuneup every five months.
2012-11-27 08:47:07 AM  
1 vote:
Thunderbolt... and Lightning? Very very frightening, me?
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