adeist69: And service
heavymetal: Reminds me of a local story where an old acquaintance and her boyfriend discovered how Onstar worked when they stole a work truck full of tools and tried to hide it at their house.
Mob-Doc: Nova Scotia, you say?
megarian: Mob-Doc: Nova Scotia, you say?How did you get my ex's together for a picture :( ?????
cakeman: friends of mine had a ATM stolen from their store they followed the wheel tracks in the snow 2 blocks away. It had snowed a half inch
Whistler36: Satellites, how do they work?To orbit
AverageAmericanGuy: So 2 cases of '82 Lafite Rothschild?
Mr. Eugenides: AverageAmericanGuy: So 2 cases of '82 Lafite Rothschild?I'd rather the 89 Petrus.
skinink: Conky manically laughs at your Nova Scotia shenanigans./"Ohhhhh, myyyyy Julian....my handsome Julian Patrick Swayze, you were so farkin' sexy in 'Road House'...and farkin' 'Dirty Dancing'...."To die by smoking
Mob-Doc: Nova Scotia, you say?[i45.tinypic.com image 514x346]
harrydorcas: What? Are they intending to use them for some kind of Liquor Drinking Reality Game or so? Warning, these games will get you wasted!
AverageAmericanGuy: megarian: Mob-Doc: Nova Scotia, you say?How did you get my ex's together for a picture :( ?????Got some bad taste in men, eh?
megarian: AverageAmericanGuy: megarian: Mob-Doc: Nova Scotia, you say?How did you get my ex's together for a picture :( ?????Got some bad taste in men, eh?Terrible doesn't even begin to cover it.
Indubitably: adeist69: And serviceFree?
adeist69: Indubitably: adeist69: And serviceFree?Bad advice usually is ;)To sell
whatshisname: So, that's like $50,000 American?/it really is with the taxes on Canadian booze.
Loris: I'm grateful for the helpful picture. I wasn't sure what booze would look like.
FunkOut: Mob-Doc: Nova Scotia, you say?[i45.tinypic.com image 514x346]Cory and Trevor farked it up again.
JonnyG: I made a post on the Facebooks yesterday afternoon inquiring about the RCMP helicopter hovering above my place. It was freaking the hell out of me because it was circling about 200ft off the ground and was literally sitting right in front of my window. I thought it was going to come down right outside my front window. The thread grew as many people speculated what could be going on. I was actually starting to wonder what the hell they could be looking for here.Well, guess who lives in peeing distance of where the linked story went down yesterday.
JonnyG: FunkOut: Mob-Doc: Nova Scotia, you say?[i45.tinypic.com image 514x346]Cory and Trevor farked it up again.First, make sure you read my above post...Now, you're gonna laugh, but I sh*t you not, the actor who plays J-Rock is my neighbor.
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