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(The Sun)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Germany to ban sex with animals after huge rise in farm yard 'pimping'   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2012-11-26 02:20:24 PM  
9 votes:
Heavy Petting Zoo
2012-11-26 02:19:54 PM  
6 votes:
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2012-11-26 02:10:16 PM  
5 votes:
"But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA - Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment - vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality."

ZETA vs. PETA. Round 1. Fight!
2012-11-26 02:51:39 PM  
3 votes:
Get to use this one again.

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2012-11-26 02:30:48 PM  
3 votes:
What straight male doesn't want a little young, wet, beaver?
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2012-11-26 02:14:33 PM  
3 votes:
This week on "Pimp my Flock"....
2012-11-26 03:01:33 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-26 02:59:33 PM  
2 votes:
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Fiftieth time's the charm, right? Let's see if I can not get banned for horse porn this time.
2012-11-26 02:44:58 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-26 02:19:48 PM  
2 votes:

Leeds: This farm yard pimping-

Is it easy?

It ain't.
2012-11-26 02:17:49 PM  
2 votes:
The black bar disguising the victim's identity was a touch of genius.
2012-11-26 02:12:53 PM  
2 votes:
Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?
2012-11-26 02:12:31 PM  
2 votes:
So ZETA is like the NAMBLA of bestiality. Hmmm. I need to carry a marker around and write a Z on the P where ever I see PETA.
2012-11-26 02:11:47 PM  
2 votes:
This farm yard pimping-

Is it easy?
2012-11-26 01:37:45 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-27 12:04:12 AM  
1 vote:

SweetSaws: Their birthrate is going to drop to 0 since humans are animals. Also, if it's illegal to fark humans, would that mean you can't even fark yourself?

Have no fear, citizens! Captain Literal is here to save the day!
2012-11-26 10:05:42 PM  
1 vote:

parityanimal: Damn. I can see why they had to block that llama's eyes. Wouldn't do to be able to identify such a farking sexy llama...

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
You can't fark a
Three-l lllama.
2012-11-26 05:43:27 PM  
1 vote:
Ach, Du lieber Goat!
2012-11-26 05:18:29 PM  
1 vote:
What if its already dead?
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2012-11-26 03:09:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-26 02:46:20 PM  
1 vote:
That llama was totally asking for it. Should have SEEN the way it sashayed around in that pen.
2012-11-26 02:46:17 PM  
1 vote:

Raw_fishFood: Llamas and goats aren't exactly "exotic" animals. That'd be a pretty boring zoo whether you're boning the animals or not.

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2012-11-26 02:39:50 PM  
1 vote:
Loving ewe is easy 'cause you're beautiful,
And making love with ewe is all I wanna do.
Loving ewe is more then just a dream come true,
And everything that I do, is out of loving ewe.

La la la la la, la la la la la...

2012-11-26 02:33:35 PM  
1 vote:
ZETA? NFW.,..(reads areticle)...sonuvabiatch

SultanofSchwing: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

FTFY (though w/ minimal skills...
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AgentKGB: Mind bleach

Thank you
2012-11-26 02:24:48 PM  
1 vote:

browntimmy: Damn, Germany, you weren't content with the creepy poop fetish and had to take it up a notch?

To be fair they did stop off at "cannibal hook ups" for awhile.
2012-11-26 02:17:02 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-26 02:14:57 PM  
1 vote:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?

It could be worse. At least Romney wasn't elected
2012-11-26 02:13:50 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-26 02:12:02 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, "Erotic Zoos" are a thing?
2012-11-26 02:11:42 PM  
1 vote:
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Stupid anti-pimping laws
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