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(Wall Street Journal)   Want proof China already owns us? The producer of 'Red Dawn' said "And to make a long story short, no one would distribute the film if the enemy was China"   ( blogs.wsj.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Red Dawn, Providence College, Central Asian, jingoism, comics creators, indie comics  
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2012-11-26 01:10:13 PM  
4 votes:
Personally, I think they should've had the Canadians invade

Red Dawn 2: It's Aboot Time
2012-11-26 04:19:01 PM  
2 votes:

BalugaJoe: They should make a movie about the Obama Heathcare Program.

They already did. It was called "Soylent Green".
2012-11-26 02:46:51 PM  
2 votes:
How faithful is it to the original? I remember the original as being a movie about how enemy combatants refused to wear a uniform, blend into the civilian population, and commit terrorist acts against an occuping army. Conservatives loved it. Weird.
2012-11-26 07:42:42 PM  
1 vote:

ArkAngel: IIRC, North Korea has one of the largest standing armies in the world

Malnutrition has made them the world's shortest largest standing army.
2012-11-26 04:21:50 PM  
1 vote:

udhq: BalugaJoe: They should make a movie about the Obama Heathcare Program.

They already did. It was called "Soylent Green".

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Palin still won't sleep with you.
2012-11-26 12:56:54 PM  
1 vote:
China holds around 8% of the national debt. The majority of it is held domestically. You stupid farking xenophobic farks.
2012-11-26 12:56:00 PM  
1 vote:

traxan: Seal Team 6 could probably take out half of the NK army by themselves.

Hell, even a bunch of redneck kids in the woods could probably pull that off.
2012-11-26 12:51:05 PM  
1 vote:
My opinion of someone who goes to see this movie is about the same as someone who lines up to catch the latest Fast and Furious installment. Maybe slightly lower.
2012-11-26 12:44:22 PM  
1 vote:
It would be more believable that a bunch of kids could fend off an attack from Best Korea.

Why does North Korea test nukes underground?

Because their missiles never launch.
2012-11-26 12:19:19 PM  
1 vote:
The best part was the guy saying how it was more realistic to have such a small army (N. Korea) take over and occupy the US
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