cleveralthere: I stopped at the part about the goodbye letter to the breasts. Thats enough o' the crazy right there
dramboxf: Munchausen by Web Proxy would have been a much better headline.
Commander Cyclops: CheekyMonkey: What a horrible story. As I sit here in my hospital bed, after my third nipplectomy (the result of contracting John Hodgeman's Lymphoma, after being bitten by a rabid Armadillo in the Outback in August of 2009)You think that's bad? I had John Hodgeman's, Johns Hopkins and John Houseman's at the same time. Thank god I found someone to help me get my money out of Nigeria to pay for the operation...
The Larch: spentmiles: Steve Jobs had the net worth of entire industrialized nations. You aren't going to make it.Exactly. Or think about the Cleopatra, the Empress of the Nile. She was possibly one of the richest people in the history of the world, with the wealth of an entire nation at her disposal.And yet today, she's dead.Imagine that. All the best doctors in the world, unlimited money, and unspeakable power, and yet she still died. It's chilling. I hope the same thing doesn't happen to me.
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