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(Connecticut Post)   Connecticut realtor charged with stealing a competitor's "for sale" signs from the front lawns of homes. No word on if he exclaimed "yoink" after each sign he pulled up   ( ctpost.com) divider line
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2012-11-26 02:12:06 PM  
It's ok, apparently he was on some kind of Jihad
2012-11-26 02:14:47 PM  
Ok, here it is: I respect the right of people to do business, but I'd sure like to arrive on their front lawns and put up obnoxious flourescent signs with waving flags advertising my company every weekend and spoil their views. I constantly have to spend weekends looking at them trashing up my corner and neighborhood. It's very rude, and yes - I've removed them myself once or twice - when they have put them directly on my property or more than one on my corner advertising the same property.
2012-11-26 02:19:26 PM  

Bunkyb123: obnoxious flourescent signs

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2012-11-26 02:19:52 PM  
So, let me get this straight... Toth worked for Jihad, and then tried to eliminate the signs of Jihad.

That's terrorism and destruction of evidence. Gitmo, here he comes.
2012-11-26 02:28:32 PM  
A real credit to Realtors everywhere!!

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2012-11-26 02:31:41 PM  
I agree with Carlin on many things, but definitely when he suggested that the minute you stop making sound effects when doing something mundane, that's when you've lost a little passion in your life. Aside from the illegality of pulling up a realtor's sign, no *yoink* would be even more disappointing.

/elevator going up
2012-11-26 02:42:09 PM  
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Numba one on the west side!
2012-11-26 03:53:49 PM  
If you say 'yoink', it is legal... right? That's the rule I always followed.
2012-11-26 05:33:27 PM  
Yoink; and aaaaaaaway!
2012-11-26 07:41:05 PM  
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2012-11-26 09:17:43 PM  
When I was a young gew - we would move open house signs around on weekends to unsuspecting homeowners.

/Also, to this day, I know it was not my fault the new realtor in town was Tucker. The block letters were the same color as liquid shoe polish. Hey, I was 8 or 9 at the time - it was too easy. Still not my fault.
2012-11-26 09:39:53 PM  
Officially, out should be with a "Z"... Zoink.
2012-11-26 09:40:38 PM  
2012-11-26 09:56:45 PM  
Is Connecticut even really a place? I mean, sure it's there, but can anyone say it has a function beyond being a buffer zone between Boston and New York sports fans? Does anyone go there, much less purchase real estate? If so, why?

/lives in Connecticut
//doesn't know why
2012-11-27 11:11:10 AM  
I clicked thinking he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids.
2012-11-27 12:33:58 PM  
You said yoink

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