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(ESPN)   Both of the Seattle Seahawks starting cornerbacks are up for suspension for taking performance enhancers. The rest of the league still thinks those monsters were grown in a mad scientist's lab, but this is a start   ( espn.go.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Seahawks, Seattle, performance enhancers, cornerback, suspensions, Aqib Talib, Brandon Browner, NFC  
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2012-11-26 05:46:22 PM  
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mikaloyd: So nobody here sees how amphetamines could possibly enhance performance ? 


Nope...nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope..., nope. Not only can they enhance performance, it is illegal to possess them without a prescription, so if the NFL wants to give a sense of "protecting the shield" they need to suspend guys who are using illegal drugs, performance enhancing or not. Ricky Williams was gonna add more, but he wandered off to find some Funyuns.

whizbangthedirtfarmer: jigsawspartan: Super Chronic: Treygreen13: jigsawspartan: IAmRight: R.A.Danny: ***snip***

I am completely pleased with his performance so far. His long ball is severely underrated.

He played baseball, clearly he knows chicks dig the long ball.

///Could the Seahawks trade him back to the Badgers? Just for the Big 42 Championship game and the inevitable Rose Bowl loss?
2012-11-26 12:05:47 PM  
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U mad bra?
2012-11-26 12:02:38 PM  
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VvonderJesus: Subby, if you don't know the names of the Seattle Seahawks starting cornerbacks, you aren't a real NFL fan.

Marcus Trufant and Walter Thurmond
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