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(Salon)   Should churches be used as polling places? Probably not if they have banners hanging outside the entrance that read, "Strengthen Marriage, Don't Redefine It," in states voting on same-sex marriage laws   ( salon.com) divider line
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2012-11-26 03:28:56 PM  
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Big_Fat_Liar: "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads"

Seems pretty clear to me. If you believe in the bible then you must believe in death to people who commit homosexual acts while lying down. It's OK to fish for brown trout doggy style or while standing up, but you really don't want to lie down and take it missionary because well-meaning people might need to kill you if you do that.

The other parts of Leviticus are to be taken as being just as relevant:

And the swine, because he parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, but cheweth not the cud, he is unclean unto you.

If a man goes to bed with her, and her menstrual flow touches him, he will be unclean seven days; and every bed he lies on will be unclean.

Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams you may eat any that have fins and scales. 10 But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales-whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water-you are to regard as unclean. 11 And since you are to regard them as unclean, you must not eat their meat; you must regard their carcasses as unclean.

However, of those that chew the cud or that have a divided hoof you may not eat the camel, the rabbit or the hyrax. Although they chew the cud, they do not have a divided hoof; they are ceremonially unclean for you.

You sick Hyrax eating mother farkers make me wanna puke. Die and go to hell immediately if not sooner.

aha! Even the ancient Hebrews found those insipid Oreo knockoffs to be hateful unto the Lord's eyes
2012-11-26 02:58:25 PM  
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Only catholic churches should be used as polling places, because the fundies are scared to go in for fear of being molested by papists :p

Wasn't there a tempest-in-a-teacup over an inner city school that had a mural of President Obama in the polling area?
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