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(The Sun)   Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach (w/pics)   ( img.thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2012-11-25 11:44:04 PM  
22 votes:
Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?


2012-11-26 06:24:08 AM  
14 votes:
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2012-11-25 11:59:34 PM  
14 votes:
27... Earth years?
2012-11-26 12:07:15 AM  
6 votes:
Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?
2012-11-26 12:11:30 AM  
5 votes:
Smoking hot you say, Subby?

*arches eyebrow*

Well Fark has steered me wrong before with those words many times before but my faith in humanities essential goodness will not be denied.


Fark you Subby.

Fark you sooooo hard.

Now the mental image of those two farking will leave a stain on the inside of my skull that will never come out without copious quantities of mindbleach and alcohol.

/Begins to realize just why Charlie Brown let Lucy trick him with that football so many times.
2012-11-26 08:41:14 AM  
4 votes:
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2012-11-26 03:15:45 AM  
4 votes:
Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.
2012-11-25 11:53:11 PM  
4 votes:
They say love is blind and apparently so is Arthur
2012-11-26 04:20:14 AM  
3 votes:

FatherChaos: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 492x589]

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2012-11-26 03:10:05 AM  
3 votes:
27 is obviously a transposition error.
2012-11-26 02:42:21 AM  
3 votes:
She looks pretty good for 27 stone.

/Wait, what?
2012-11-26 02:40:50 AM  
3 votes:
is it just one sunny who posts these "smoking hot" sun links? If so, would admins reveal him/her so that we may beat them?
2012-11-26 02:39:47 AM  
3 votes:
British hot.
2012-11-26 12:37:11 AM  
3 votes:

make me some tea: She looks like his granddaughter grandson in drag.

I'd hit it.

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2012-11-26 12:13:15 AM  
3 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?

Thread over man. Thread over!
2012-11-26 10:17:03 AM  
2 votes:
Bronzemom She looks like she has a wicked back hand hair

2012-11-26 06:56:35 AM  
2 votes:
One can understand that a 72 year old man would be attracted to a younger woman and may not even have the high standards that every young, virile, discriminating Farker seems to have. But the real question here is what in the bloody hell is wrong with her that he's the best she can do? And yes, I did see her pics.

/the only thing smoking hot about her would be her thighs rubbing together as she galumphs across the tennis court
2012-11-26 06:46:19 AM  
2 votes:
"At first I was like....

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then I was like"

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2012-11-26 06:04:46 AM  
2 votes:

theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.

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2012-11-26 05:35:40 AM  
2 votes:
This is why you should never date tennis players....
love means nothing to them.
2012-11-26 03:43:30 AM  
2 votes:
Good lord. How hideous is his wife if that's an upgrade? It must be like looking into the Ark of the Covenant.
2012-11-26 03:01:09 AM  
2 votes:

red5ish: Aside from his reprehensible behavior (dumping his wife of nearly 50 years) he also has questionable taste.
How does this deserve the Hero tag?

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2012-11-26 02:35:41 AM  
2 votes:
That's a man baby!
2012-11-26 12:36:45 AM  
2 votes:
"Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...

2012-11-25 11:28:34 PM  
2 votes:
That's a hard 27..... downgrade.
2012-11-26 10:07:54 AM  
1 vote:
So, apparently Winston Churchill was reincarnated as a female 27 years ago?
2012-11-26 09:44:34 AM  
1 vote:
We talking Wii tennis?
2012-11-26 09:42:31 AM  
1 vote:

clyph: BarkingUnicorn: Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?



Meh. I've had worse. And enjoyed the ride.

Pro tip: less attractive women try harder.

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2012-11-26 09:18:36 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-26 08:01:48 AM  
1 vote:
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subby, this is hot.

tfa is not

2012-11-26 07:59:22 AM  
1 vote:
Thank you, Subby, for taking the time to post this on Fark, no doubt taking away valuable minutes during which you could have been voting down the beauties and voting up the beasts on hotornot.com.

/You suck
2012-11-26 06:00:01 AM  
1 vote:
Fark ... "smoking hot" in headline...

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2012-11-26 05:16:29 AM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: Trust me, the older you get, the hotter young looks. When you're a 80 year old geezer she'll look hot to you too.

I know- thats what i keep telling myself when I see yer buttocks. ymmv
2012-11-26 04:58:05 AM  
1 vote:
Also, 100 posts and not one of the following? I am disappoint.

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2012-11-26 03:05:38 AM  
1 vote:
Hero tag, subby? Aren't we in an extremely trollish mood today.

It's fairly evident that this fellow has made two mistakes-the more serious one being that his paramour appears to be...Ian McDiarmid in drag.
2012-11-26 03:02:49 AM  
1 vote:
Trust me, the older you get, the hotter young looks. When you're a 80 year old geezer she'll look hot to you too.
2012-11-26 03:02:29 AM  
1 vote:
Love = 0
2012-11-26 02:58:57 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, let's all make fun of HER looks.

She does appear to have a sad though.
2012-11-26 02:58:33 AM  
1 vote:
No no no no no no no no no

2012-11-26 02:51:37 AM  
1 vote:
Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach...

...who then dumps 72-year old hubby for 19-year old soccer player from nearby park.
2012-11-26 12:24:29 AM  
1 vote:
I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.
2012-11-26 12:12:34 AM  
1 vote:
She looks like his granddaughter.

I'd hit it.

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2012-11-25 11:43:50 PM  
1 vote:
I'll grant that its an upgrade but... Woof.
2012-11-25 11:33:54 PM  
1 vote:
Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.
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