red5ish: Aside from his reprehensible behavior (dumping his wife of nearly 50 years) he also has questionable taste.How does this deserve the Hero tag?
Fluorescent Testicle: Makh: Wow, they do look related.Related? They look like they're the same Goddamn person. What the fark?I only know of two other couples that look so freakishly similar; one pair are full siblings and the other is Todd Akin and his wife.
quatchi: Smoking hot you say, Subby?*arches eyebrow*Well Fark has steered me wrong before with those words many times before but my faith in humanities essential goodness will not be denied.*click*Fark you Subby.Fark you sooooo hard.Now the mental image of those two farking will leave a stain on the inside of my skull that will never come out without copious quantities of mindbleach and alcohol./Begins to realize just why Charlie Brown let Lucy trick him with that football so many times.
Arthur Jumbles: That's a hard 27..... downgrade.
doglover: 50 year age gap? Nasty.
2 Replies: doglover: 50 year age gap? Nasty.Neither reading nor math are your strong suits, are they? (72 - 27 = 45)It was his first wedding that was 50 years old.
BarkingUnicorn: Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?Clicks.Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!
zombiegoat: Their ages are palindromes./got nothing//are we done with the "smokin' hot" description being used on uggos yet?//drunk
doglover: Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.
krackpipe: Butterface (-20). Nevertheless apparently has those pillowy, squishy heavy hangers (+10). Good on yer, old man.
FatherChaos: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 492x589]
PreMortem: "Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...
styckx: If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.
vrax: FatherChaos: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 492x589]
publikenemy: He just gets off on her age, certainly not her looks. I'm sure he's always thinking along the lines of "when I was 55, she was only 17" mmmm mmmm...and he knows he'll never see her when she is his ex-wife's age. Lucky for him, because she will resemble a troll at that age.
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