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(Lowell Sun)   Woman gets revenge on former boss by opening day care next to his law office to keep his sex offender clients away   ( lowellsun.com) divider line
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21444 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Nov 2012 at 2:31 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-25 03:05:48 PM  
7 votes:
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2012-11-25 01:11:21 PM  
6 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Lsherm: Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.

Hmm, let's see. I'll put some light residential here, some heavy industry for the jobs, and this area by the park will be for sex offenders.

SimPerv 2012, from the makers of SimCity!
2012-11-25 02:53:06 PM  
3 votes:
I found an ad for the daycare center.

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2012-11-25 02:51:09 PM  
3 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: We need to cut Prater.

Violence is never the answer.
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Pretty sure you wanted to post in the Jets thread.

jazz hands?
2012-11-25 02:36:25 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-25 02:53:32 PM  
2 votes:
This belongs in the " Woman Scorned " tab.
Crafty biatch, I am amused.
2012-11-25 02:47:09 PM  
2 votes:
Day care will fail, anyway.

/No responsible parent would send their child to a day school located in a building that also housed two attorneys, two accountants, an insurance agent and a financial advisor.

/criminals, all.
2012-11-25 02:43:09 PM  
2 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: AliceBToklasLives: We need to cut Prater. Does he think he's kicking in the SEC?

I may have posted in the wrong thread. My bad.

If the Broncos were playing the Steelers, you'd be in the right
2012-11-25 02:38:49 PM  
2 votes:
They see her trollin'...
2012-11-25 10:15:40 PM  
1 vote:
For a 100 dollar fee sex offenders will get to read to the children in order to teach them that sexual offenders look just like their own mom and dad. Or two moms... or two dads... or mom and her Great Dane... or .....
2012-11-25 03:29:53 PM  
1 vote:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: If there are any criminal defense attorneys prosecuting attorneys on Fark today, my sincere apologies - I'm sure you are the one honest defense attorney prosecutor left in the States. One who actually cares about making surethe innocent don't go to jail justice is carried out; as opposed to the rest of your scum-sucking profession who only care about winning, regardless of whether they let a lowlife out to walk the streets. cause an innocent person to be executed.

That didn't take long at all to fix it for the other side of the coin.
2012-11-25 02:47:12 PM  
1 vote:
meanwhile townships make huge areas extra finey if you happen to sell certain substances while living too close to a school building. yeah i don't want folks selling rock to kiddies by the basketball court either but we both know its to screw people extra hard.
2012-11-25 02:40:34 PM  
1 vote:
We need to cut Prater. Does he think he's kicking in the SEC?
2012-11-25 02:35:25 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure that many people will have compassion on the convicted sex offenders.
2012-11-25 02:31:07 PM  
1 vote:
I am actually cracking up quite loudly at this. Bravo, madam. Please take on Fark handle out of petty cash if you've not already.
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