Warmachine999: I presently have on hand:Woodfords ReserveWoodfords Reserve Double OakWoodfords Reserve Four WoodMakers MarkMakers Mark 46Eagle RareElijah Craig 18 Single BarrelOld Fitzgerald 18Wild Turkey 101Wild Turkey American HoneyBuffalo Trace Bourbon CreamAnd yes, I have visited all of the distilleries in Kentucky
TofuTheAlmighty: Because you're out of scotch?
Lsherm: foo monkey: Bourbon is disgusting.That's because you keep shooting it like you're swallowing your boyfriend's load. Bourbon is meant to be enjoyed over time, like your mom.
redmid17: simplicimus: whatisaidwas: foo monkey: Bourbon is disgusting.You shut your whore mouth.No, scotch is disgusting. Bourbon is nectar.Read the original comment. Read the reply. Look at your response.
simplicimus: whatisaidwas: foo monkey: Bourbon is disgusting.You shut your whore mouth.No, scotch is disgusting. Bourbon is nectar.
demaL-demaL-yeH: BGates: Why would you want to ruin good bourbon by anything other than ice in it?Vulgarian."Neat" and "branch water" are the only acceptable answers.
sigdiamond2000: TofuTheAlmighty: sigdiamond2000: Scotch: Whiskey for people who don't like whiskey.I bet you like your ribeyes well done with ketchup, too.I've never tasted a bad bourbon. I've had a lot of sh*t scotch.
BGates: Why would you want to ruin good bourbon by anything other than ice in it?
sigdiamond2000: Scotch: Whiskey for people who don't like whiskey.
Biff Spiffy: 'I like bourbon' apparently isn't a legitimate reason?
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