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(Daily Mail)   Twelve hundred pounds of turkey testicles were deep fried and consumed at the 30th Annual Turkey Testicle Festival. That's nuts   ( divider line
    More: Weird, turkey fryers, ranch dressing, youth organizations, Tabasco sauce, Northwest Herald, drainage, Turkey Testicle Festival  
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2012-11-24 09:54:05 AM  
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2012-11-24 08:59:17 AM  
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2012-11-24 02:37:22 PM  
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2012-11-24 12:34:42 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: I believe male turkeys are called "toms", but I'm a huge nerd and you probably shouldn't listen to me.

Tom is still a cock. I know that guy. Always making noises on the golf course, knocking over trash bins, stealing acorns from Obama and shiatting all over the golf course. He might be Tom, but he is still just another cock.
2012-11-24 11:58:55 AM  
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DecemberNitro: I live 20 minutes away from this and almost went this year, but didn't feel like being crowded by 4000 people and droned at by cover bands.

/next year maybe

You should make it next year.

The cover bands were lame but, nonetheless, everyone had a ball.
2012-11-24 11:46:02 AM  
1 vote:
cheaper to have deer testicles

always under a Buck
2012-11-24 09:12:09 AM  
1 vote:
All balls and no cock.
2012-11-24 08:51:33 AM  
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/Sorry I'm late.
2012-11-24 08:46:16 AM  
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hockeychick: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I hear they taste kinda like popcorn shrimp

More like deep fried cottage cheese.

//Know from experience.

Are they served in a bowl, or in a tiny paper sack?
2012-11-24 08:03:14 AM  
1 vote:
What about the duck vaginas? Were there any duck vaginas?

/ Louis CK
2012-11-24 07:57:41 AM  
1 vote:
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That's a lot of nuts!
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