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(The New York Times)   NYC Parks department would like to remind you that its wood chippers are for trees only. Please dispose of your bodies elsewhere   ( nytimes.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Parks department, Rockaway Beach, O'Donohue Park, skatepark  
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2012-11-23 04:07:16 PM  
2 votes:
Like you're supposed to keep your own wood chipper in a 6th floor walk-up? Public equipment, let the public use it.
2012-11-23 03:15:12 PM  
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2012-11-23 05:24:16 PM  
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"On the beach, it was unclear how the man died. The medical examiner's office said the case was pending further investigation. But the man had been tied up and placed in a garbage bag, and there were signs of blunt trauma and bruises, the police said."

Pretty simple, sounds like a suicide to me.
2012-11-23 04:28:57 PM  
1 vote:
Parks department you say?

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2012-11-23 03:25:02 PM  
1 vote:
Done in one
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