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2012-11-23 12:07:48 PM  
6 votes:
At least they did not do the reporting of the Fark login of me. I mean he. He probably has the Fark login that is totally not Meow Said the Dog.

2012-11-23 03:43:32 PM  
3 votes:
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I refuse to believe these are two different people.
2012-11-23 04:04:18 PM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: The way you write is pretty unique

This is why I do the best of just blending in and doing the typing like everyone else on the site of this just in case I must one day do the in court proving of things.
2012-11-23 03:23:16 PM  
2 votes:
What happens on Fark stays on Fark, capiche?
2012-11-23 03:21:18 PM  
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2012-11-23 09:52:12 PM  
1 vote:

badhatharry: Kittypie070: Hahahaha.

I know I have unique patterns in my silly scribblings.

Is there a way to....obscure them? I'm curious.

Sure. Type out what you want to say then edit it using different grammar and vocabulary. Tada!

For instance:

LOL. I noticed that I have my own particular writing style; I wonder if there is anyway to hide it?

There's gonna be hell to pay if you're trying to use me to wipe your butt.

I'm not a rabbit and you aren't a bear.
2012-11-23 04:34:09 PM  
1 vote:

jaytkay: Holy crap. First Assistant U.S. Attorney is a big deal job. WTF?

She is was second in command at that office. Her boss (the US Attorney for Eastern Louisiana) is directly appointed by the President.

2012-11-23 03:31:06 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: RoyBatty: I'd like to know more about how they were outed.

It seems interesting a forensic analysis could lead to more than just suspicion.

The way you write is pretty unique. In a lot of cases, it's like a fingerprint. Anyone who is trained in such things can pick out your particular idiosyncracies and word choices if they have a wide enough sample to work from, even if the writer thinks they're being careful. I've caught people doing cut&pastas in research papers when their syntax and word choices suddenly changed, and I'm not even good at it--and that's how I've spotted a couple alt trolls here on Fark, too. So someone who really knows how to do it could probably catch someone with reasonable suspicion.

Done, didn't even have to blink to get it, and when I outed it, I got a spanking. Ergo, concordantly, E Plurubus Unum.
2012-11-23 03:16:16 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: A federal prosecutor has been demoted after anonymously posting abusive comments on an online news site.

Well, apparently not.
2012-11-23 03:12:49 PM  
1 vote:
So I seriously thought that first set of pictures was of just one dude in and out of drag. Uncanny.
2012-11-23 12:13:27 PM  
1 vote:
Well said, Meow
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