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(Reuters)   Cartel office pulls the plug on planned merger of tampon fiber manufacturers   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Germany's Kelheim, Lenzing, fibers, cartels, mergers, coups, producers  
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2012-11-23 01:44:07 PM  
Maybe Lenzing should have payed off someone in the Cartel office to pull strings for them.
2012-11-23 02:16:15 PM  
Bloody good headline subby!
2012-11-23 05:25:09 PM  
No way I can compete with you three magnificent bastards!
2012-11-23 05:41:00 PM  
The most amazing part is this:

(Reporting by Matthias Inverardi; writing by Georgina Prodhan; Editing by Mark Potter)

Really, three people for a headline and a sentence that is mostly a quote?
2012-11-23 05:47:14 PM  
Excellent headline. Period.
2012-11-23 06:06:35 PM  
Pulled the plug? Sounds like they might have a mess on their hands now.
2012-11-24 01:07:07 AM  
Stuck up coonts.
2012-11-24 03:14:01 AM  
Man... those bosses are totally gonna get ragged out on Monday.

It's gonna be a bloodbath. People are going to be yanked out & tossed.

Bloody disaster as I see it...
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