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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Lifetime hopes that their new reality show about bra shopping will fill out their network schedule   ( hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
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2012-11-23 08:52:08 AM  
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"I'm looking for a job"

2012-11-23 09:12:51 AM  
Well, I now know what reality show I'll soon be spanking it to.

/is a lonely, sad man.
2012-11-23 09:15:21 AM  

cretinbob: [images.ted.com image 389x291]
"I'm looking for a job"

He used to host QVC or HSN, so it wouldn't be that far of a career stretch...
2012-11-23 09:57:42 AM  

doczoidberg: Well, I now know what reality show I'll soon be spanking it to.

/is a lonely, sad man.

...the one with the conjoined twins?
2012-11-23 10:02:18 AM  
Somewhere a Hollywood mogul is having 10 creative consultants killed after hearing of this. "What the hell am I paying you for if you can't give me 'Tits: The Reality Show'?"
2012-11-23 10:03:57 AM  
Is this an example of "the best content" that Time Warner CEO was referring to in a story a few days ago about "cord-cutters" vs "cord-nevers" ?

Despite his dismissal of cord-cutting, Bewkes did acknowledge the emergence of "cord nevers," which are younger people who never acquire cable in the first place. For them, he said it's not a question of money - "they can afford three Starbucks a day" - but rather different habits and expectations. Bewkes pointed out that the "cord nevers" are not receiving the best content
2012-11-23 10:17:39 AM  
From what I've heard most women wear the wrong bra size so this show will probably be pretty helpful.
2012-11-23 10:21:22 AM  
Ah, Lifetime - one of the first channels whose death will come within months if "a la carte" cable TV service ever goes mainstream.
2012-11-23 10:32:41 AM  
They're just going to lift and separate the demographics.
2012-11-23 11:17:12 AM  
Say yes to the breasts?
2012-11-23 12:03:38 PM  
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They're flouting society's conventions!
2012-11-23 01:24:32 PM  
2012-11-23 03:03:43 PM  
This could be a great show about women with huge racks trying to find bras that fit but will probably be just another half hour of "entrepreneurs" "coping" with "business crises."

/aka, low-rent kardashian show
2012-11-23 03:24:44 PM  
A Fark headline with 'bra' in the headlines and 13 posts in 6 hours? Shameful.

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2012-11-23 03:32:05 PM  
In before all the women:

1. pretending to be oh so irritated with their enormous breasts
2. using that as an excuse to post their cup size
3. claiming that other women don't know how to find their size
4. posting erroneous information from their personal bra seamstresses about how to find the correct size
5. self-righteously (and erroneously) claiming, "That's the band size, fatty."
2012-11-23 04:48:58 PM  
css time: I worked at a middle rung dept. store for a few years. People who ask for help with buying bras and specialty underwear (like control top stuff) are weird as hell. One older woman pulled up her shirt and pushed down pants right in the middle of the store to ask me what she was wearing so she could buy more. Other women liked to try and make me their personal shoppers who undressed and dressed them as well. Shoes and lingerie are where the bad/weird customers show their true colors.

I imagine a show about a lingerie store could be pretty quirky and fun.
2012-11-24 12:25:51 AM  
Are the bras going to getting drunk and beating up the women until they find the strength to leave?
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