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(The Sun)   Thirty-two-year-old hottie: I've had five kids, eat 5,000 calories of junk food a day...and look like THIS (w/pics)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2012-11-23 12:30:30 PM  
7 votes:
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South Bronx Paradise Diet Baby!
2012-11-23 01:07:32 PM  
5 votes:
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2012-11-23 12:49:14 PM  
5 votes:
Hottie? More like:

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2012-11-23 01:13:08 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-11-23 10:14:57 AM  
4 votes:
FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.
2012-11-23 10:04:07 AM  
4 votes:
Tape worm.
2012-11-23 01:31:32 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-23 12:50:58 PM  
3 votes:
I stopped reading when it came to the kids names : Charlea, Morgan, Rocky-Lee, Tyson-Lee, Lucky-Lee. What's wrong with Morgan? Did they realise they gave Charlea a fancy spelling so passed on Morgan then went straight to good old fashioned Lee for the next three? What if Lucky-Lee is unlucky and bi-polar? What if Tyson-Lee and Rocky-Lee can't fight? What if Charlea never goes on to become a stripper? So much riding on this...
2012-11-23 10:22:21 AM  
3 votes:
Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories
2012-11-23 10:09:03 AM  
3 votes:
Still no cure for British Teeth, obviously.
2012-11-23 01:48:20 PM  
2 votes:
Holy Hell! It's Brian Warner with boobs!
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2012-11-23 12:56:14 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-23 12:55:21 PM  
2 votes:
Is "hottie" one of those words that mean something different in Britain?
2012-11-23 12:50:10 PM  
2 votes:
Am I supposed to be impressed?
2012-11-23 12:45:26 PM  
2 votes:
*sigh* We Brits are a very ugly people. I readily admit it.
Pass that paper-bag, will you?
2012-11-23 12:09:56 PM  
2 votes:

RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.


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2012-11-23 09:52:47 AM  
2 votes:
This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....
2012-11-23 08:29:44 AM  
2 votes:
She's ugly therefore her opinions are invalid and any information gleaned from her is fallacious.
2012-11-23 04:48:51 PM  
1 vote:

Tommy Moo: She keeps using the word metabolism. The resting metabolisms of humans do not vary with much standard deviation from the mean. If she actually had a fast metabolism, it would manifest itself in something. She'd be twitching constantly, or running a fever. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it has to go somewhere. I think a much more likely explanation would be that she has some weird mutation that causes food to go right through her with only a small fraction of it being absorbed through her intestines.

Tapeworms don't feed themselves.
2012-11-23 01:13:08 PM  
1 vote:
So let's see...

Hyperthyroidism could be the cause. Or perhaps her body isn't actually absorbing the calories for whatever reason. Maybe she's a drug addict.

Or maybe, just maybe, this is all pretend bullshiat printed in a tabloid like The Sun.

Oh, hey! Lookit that! It's in The Sun!

/yeah, prolly fake as hell
//although I do have two coworkers who suffer from hypothyroidism, and their thyroid medication makes them eat like Mr. Creosote while not gaining a pound
2012-11-23 01:12:34 PM  
1 vote:
Skinny doesn't fix fugly.

What an unfortunate looking woman
2012-11-23 01:09:38 PM  
1 vote:
Too many teeth.
2012-11-23 01:08:08 PM  
1 vote:
It's almost like the Sun has some kind of lowbrow society-sponging skank cliche they want to promote.
2012-11-23 01:02:57 PM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.

I'm calling anorexia over tapeworm. With all that crap she's eating, the worm would've died of obesity by now.
2012-11-23 01:00:05 PM  
1 vote:
I have the same problem. I(35 y/o 5'9" male) want to get up to 160-165lb but can't get past 146lb no matter how much I eat or drink.
/My high metabolism might what's keeping me from growing a full beard, grey hair, and balding
2012-11-23 12:58:09 PM  
1 vote:
Not even hot by British standards!
2012-11-23 12:57:43 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah she seems so depressed about being trim and stuffing her face with whatever she wants. Such problems- I'm shocked she hasn't taken her own life yet. Poor poor thing.
2012-11-23 12:52:04 PM  
1 vote:
ftfa: "With the demands of raising five children - Charlea, 13, Morgan, ten, Rocky-Lee, six, Tyson-Lee, two, and one-year-old Lucky-Lee - full-time mum Julie says she has little time to even think about eating healthily"

There are deeper issues here than her inherent metabolism/tapeworm and bad tattoos.
2012-11-23 12:51:03 PM  
1 vote:
Too bad about the ugly tats. Maybe she should stop popping out kids and have her thyroid checked.
2012-11-23 12:50:59 PM  
1 vote:
She looks like a stripper you'd see at 4pm.
2012-11-23 12:49:39 PM  
1 vote:

Friskya: Friskya: Two bagger.

Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?

And make them plastic bags
2012-11-23 12:45:48 PM  
1 vote:

Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.

Just wrap a flag around her head and do it for Ole Glory.
2012-11-23 12:43:50 PM  
1 vote:
Unless this story is fake, and most tabloid stories are, she has intestinal parasites.
2012-11-23 11:59:14 AM  
1 vote:

dletter: This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....

But only in the UK. In the US, they have to be black to do that.
2012-11-23 10:52:03 AM  
1 vote:

Friskya: Two bagger.

Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?
2012-11-23 10:43:33 AM  
1 vote:
Take away the bad, bad tattoos and she'd be a butterface at best.
2012-11-23 10:31:08 AM  
1 vote:

VIDEOWALLART: I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly

Yeah, that's a very British face.
2012-11-23 07:34:41 AM  
1 vote:
I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly
2012-11-23 02:25:42 AM  
1 vote:
It gives to bad tattoos, greasy hair and prominent teeth?

I'd cut back if I were she.
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