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(New York Daily News)   If your neighbors' nickname for you is the "Son of Sal," it's very possible that you may be a serial killer   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Staten Island, Middle Eastern, Bay Ridge, serial killers, Ruger, Brooklyn Criminal Court, prime suspect  
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5431 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2012 at 7:46 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-23 07:52:04 AM  
6 votes:

doglover: Amos Quito: What's he got that I haven't got?

A rap sheet for serial killing.

Also, a girlfriend.
2012-11-23 11:27:12 AM  
1 vote:
Bruno Kirby sure has let himself go.
2012-11-23 09:44:18 AM  
1 vote:
Son of Sam: Listened to a dog for his orders.

Son of Sal: Listened to Michael Medved and Sean Hannity for his orders.
2012-11-23 08:59:58 AM  
1 vote:

log_jammin: a Ruger 10-22 carbine rifle with a sawed-off stock

an odd choice of weapon for a serial killer.

No shiat. Was his Red Ryder BB gun in the shop? Kudos to the press for not referring to it as an assault rifle as they are want to do.
2012-11-23 08:19:06 AM  
1 vote:
So, where did he hide all the blueberries?

2012-11-23 08:01:49 AM  
1 vote:
Still a better nickname than, "The Phantom Masturbator." 

/I need to move soon I think.
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