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(AZ Family)   Arizona business rents out hot young female models to attend your social gatherings. It's kind of like hiring an escort without the sex. (Bonus: Picture of hot young female models)   ( azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Scottsdale, 3TV, Susie Qiel  
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19316 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2012 at 11:13 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-23 10:09:53 AM  
5 votes:
Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.
2012-11-23 11:24:07 AM  
4 votes:
I don't always rent hot young females...

But when I do, it is fo sex!

Stay horney my friend.
2012-11-23 11:24:09 AM  
2 votes:
There's nothing I love more than a sexy rib cage. That combined with their surely incredible personalities.
2012-11-23 12:22:20 PM  
1 vote:
When these girls get older and fatter they'll decide they don't like how young women are objectified.
2012-11-23 12:18:33 PM  
1 vote:
Came for the Scottsdale hate.

There are MUCH better looking women in Scottsdale than that (even our MILFs are FAR better looking), and if you don't need to pay them to show up to a party if you throw a good one.

/love me some Scottsdale
//haters gonna freeze
2012-11-23 12:17:13 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-23 11:47:51 AM  
1 vote:
...paid to appear at parties, socialize and add sparkle to events."

So, his escorts are twilight vampires?
2012-11-23 11:40:26 AM  
1 vote:

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

Not if you're this coworker I had. He paid for not one but 2 escorts to show up with him at the christmas party. And then they took his cash and bailed after 20 minutes.

Saddest holiday party evar.
2012-11-23 11:38:03 AM  
1 vote:
If there is no sex will they at least clean my house?
2012-11-23 11:25:01 AM  
1 vote:

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.
2012-11-23 11:19:04 AM  
1 vote:
We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.
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