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(MSN)   If you have the inclination and 299 dollars, celebrities including Tom Hanks and William Shatner may record your outgoing voicemail message   ( movies.msn.com) divider line
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2012-11-22 06:25:17 PM  
3 votes:

For $299, I could get the guys who played Coy and Vance Duke, or Walter Koenig to come over and do some light yard work.
2012-11-23 12:02:45 AM  
1 vote:

Larry Mahnken: KrispyKritter: it's worth busting the balls to have Tom Hanks recite "although I've made millions I'm not not above doing this trash for the cost of grocery money". way to have no pride, you Hollywood dooshbags.

Yeah, fark autistic kids.

gee, do you think we have enough time?
2012-11-23 12:02:11 AM  
1 vote:

A radio station I once worked at was an affiliate of "The House Of Blues With Elwood Blues", a blues show Dan Aykroyd does in character. Anyway, as an affiliate, you can email them custom voice work for him to record..."brought to you by BLAH BLAH Sundays at nine on BLAH BLAH" to use as a local "tag" for a show promo. Well, just fer shiats and giggles, I included a voicemail greeting in the copy, and he did it! So for years, I had Dan A as Elwood as my voice mail greeting!

2012-11-22 11:21:31 PM  
1 vote:
"Hello, this is Patrick Stewart, and you SHALL NOT PASS without leaving your name and number......I wasn't even in that....you suck..."
2012-11-22 09:38:31 PM  
1 vote:
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Hello. You've reached Alan Rickman...
2012-11-22 06:41:20 PM  
1 vote:
Or if you win "Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me" you can have Carl Kasell do it for free.
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