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(Celebitchy)   Lindsay Lohan: "After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love." In related news, subby's going to be a space pirate tonight and an undersea superhero tomorrow   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Lindsay Lohan, DO NOT LET HER ADOPT, Elizabeth Taylor, Us Weekly, LIVE WITHOUT REGRETS, Marilyn Monroe  
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2012-11-21 05:49:41 PM  
6 votes:

Sultan Of Herf: PsyLord: Here's a recent picture of LiLo. Wut? That's LiLo?!?! What else happened to her face?

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I think she looks hot...

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2012-11-21 07:18:32 PM  
3 votes:
Hey, Lindsay... we held our raffle here at the pet store and we drew your ticket. You've won the Oscar.
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2012-11-21 02:13:47 PM  
3 votes:
Better grab a Snickers bar.
2012-11-21 09:39:54 PM  
2 votes:

Sergeant Grumbles: stoli n coke: It could happen. Probably the same week I win the lottery three times, offer definitive proof that beer cures cancer, and have a 3-day marathon of full-on carnie sex with Mila Kunis, Katy Perry, and Kate Upton.

Really? Katy Perry? I don't think, nor have I seen anyone who does think, that Katy Perry is hot enough to include in a fantasy orgy.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the gay.
2012-11-21 02:36:52 PM  
2 votes:
the only chance she has of winning an Oscar is playing a carnival game at Sesame Place.
2012-11-21 10:51:56 PM  
1 vote:


I don't fark her face...everyone's face is hot in the dark.

FTFM...I'm still fat in the dark
2012-11-21 10:21:54 PM  
1 vote:
I see one problem with your plan, you were a bad actress before your problems. Where as Robert Downey Jr. was a good actor before and after his problems.
2012-11-21 09:15:02 PM  
1 vote:
I think Emma Stone has a better chance of winning an Oscar playing Lindsey in a melodrama.
2012-11-21 08:33:51 PM  
1 vote:
That's too bad. She was hot and sweet like a good Thai dish. Now she's like a good Thai dish that has been left out on the porch for 3 weeks.
2012-11-21 07:57:42 PM  
1 vote:
My feelings about Lindsay:

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2012-11-21 07:07:26 PM  
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In related news, subby's going to be a space pirate tonight and an undersea superhero tomorrow 

Hairpiece or Herpes?
2012-11-21 05:48:09 PM  
1 vote:
Something like that would take the benevolent hand of God...
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...or something.
2012-11-21 05:32:50 PM  
1 vote:
Little known fact: "Winning an Oscar" is also drug-culture parlance for getting high quality crack from a Hispanic dealer and swallowing five Oxycodones while simultaneously holding in a drag of said crack.
2012-11-21 03:02:17 PM  
1 vote:
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Subby: I'm a one armed, German space explorer
2012-11-21 02:50:30 PM  
1 vote:
I would rather see her win an AVN award.
2012-11-21 02:27:02 PM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't you rather be a
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