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(Mediaite)   And that's the news for this evening.... Oh and we quit   ( mediaite.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Tony Consiglio, Maine, news anchors, Bangor Daily News, rick sanchez, Helen Thomas  
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2012-11-21 01:22:22 PM  
5 votes:
Sounds like they were mad as hell and not going to take this anymore.
2012-11-21 12:46:55 PM  
3 votes:

Walker: Screw you guys....we're going home.

Would have much preferred the " fark you, fark you, fark you, you're cool, and fark you, I'm out!" approach
2012-11-21 03:24:52 PM  
2 votes:
Now with photo:

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2012-11-21 03:03:26 PM  
2 votes:

gja: Hope they never expect to use that job as a reference:

If only their work had been recorded in some manner, so that they could prove they held those newscasting positions and show the quality of their work.
2012-11-21 02:45:18 PM  
2 votes:
A local and popular DJ in the Raleigh market had the format of his station changed by the new management. He put up with playing country and western for a while (he was a classic rock DJ before), but eventually couldn't stand it any longer.

He put on "Take this Job and Shove It", left the studio and locked the door behind him, and walked out. It was about five minutes before anyone noticed he wasn't in there any more and get the door open...
2012-11-21 02:42:54 PM  
2 votes:
Bangor? I *hardly* KNEW her.
/really, no one else?
2012-11-21 02:30:23 PM  
2 votes:

ChipNASA: EyeballKid: Worst. Awkward hug. Ever.

He should have just tossed her up on the desk, grabbed her ankles, thrown them in the air and just started hip thrusting On Air.

Fark it! We'll do it live!
2012-11-21 02:19:26 PM  
2 votes:
Worst. Awkward hug. Ever.
2012-11-21 12:53:21 PM  
2 votes:
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"This is Ron Burgundy, signing off for the last time. I will be pursuing a career as a jazz flautist, while my partner Veronica Corningstone here will be pursuing a career in whoring. When she is not on the streets, you can find her at the Crazy Horse Gentleman's Club between the hours of 11am and 2pm M-F, which is, as I understand it, the normal hours for the uglies."
2012-11-21 07:51:38 PM  
1 vote:
Uh, yeah. About those TPS reports.
2012-11-21 05:42:09 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-21 05:28:43 PM  
1 vote:

Titor's Time Machine: If this turns in to a "most immature but satisfying way to quit your job" thread I will have to return.

I suppose we start with the Obligatory Joey Quits and move on from there :)
2012-11-21 05:06:54 PM  
1 vote:

simplicimus: From "Network" 1976:
All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'

They're saying it on FARK!
2012-11-21 03:32:07 PM  
1 vote:
No worries, they can just pluck two people off of the breadlines, just like Wal-Mart will on Black Friday. Right?
2012-11-21 03:30:58 PM  
1 vote:
Her face is strangely asymetrical, but the way she wears that blazer makes me want to open it up and see more.
2012-11-21 02:45:08 PM  
1 vote:
Once, I'm not proud to say, when i was much younger, I spray painted "Fark You" on the floor before leaving my alleged employ at a certain sign shop. It was a trashy place anyway, and I simply did not care.
2012-11-21 02:37:39 PM  
1 vote:

simplicimus: Sybarite: Sounds like they were mad as hell and not going to take this anymore.

That film was prophetic. All we need now are network psychics.

We've got them, we call them "pundits" but the function is basically the same. I can;t tell you how often I see something on cable news and scream "Network was SATIRE not a got-damn how-to manual!"
2012-11-21 02:33:16 PM  
1 vote:
When I worked for a small Northern California newspaper one of our reporters wrote a story revealing that one of our major advertiser's (a regional grocery chain) produce and meat scales were consistently cheating customers as verified by the county's Bureau of Weights and Measures.

Our publisher refused to print it. The reporter resigned that day, and the story appeared the next day in our competitor's paper under her byline, with the addendum that our paper refused to print it. She's been with that newspaper for 25 years now, and she's all class.
2012-11-21 02:27:48 PM  
1 vote:

exparrot: simplicimus: That film was prophetic. All we need now are network psychics.

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I predict a Romney landslide! Back to you, Bill O'Re--I mean, Howard Beale!

You know - Chaz Bono really transitioned well.
2012-11-21 02:24:54 PM  
1 vote:
She said bang-OR.

And it's better than doing what Christine Chubbuck did.

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2012-11-21 02:23:38 PM  
1 vote:
Hope they never expect to use that job as a reference:
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2012-11-21 02:22:35 PM  
1 vote:

simplicimus: That film was prophetic. All we need now are network psychics.

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I predict a Romney landslide! Back to you, Bill O'Re--I mean, Howard Beale!
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