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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Investigators say soccer team's UFIA hazing "goes a lot deeper than we probably know about right now." That would explain why they can't use their hands   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, UFIA, Maine West, soccer field  
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2012-11-20 02:03:23 PM  
3 votes:
I can't imagine what kind of battle frenzy or mob mentality could come over me where I would be OK with sticking a finger up some stranger's ass. Great, now you have someone's funk on your hand and it's going to smell for the rest of the day, no matter how much you wash it.

And why does a soccer team need to haze people anyway? Can't they just be like, "Are you good at soccer? OK, you're on the team." What could a test of someone's anal-retention possibly tell you about their ability to kick a ball?

This is why I never played any sports in school. I'll take my anal fingering in the comfort of my own home, thanks.
2012-11-20 02:32:47 PM  
2 votes:
Well, did he come or what?
2012-11-20 06:59:23 PM  
1 vote:

ongbok: What the hell is wrong with the coaches that they would sit there and watch these guys anally rape another player?

If they stood up the erection might show.
2012-11-20 05:36:36 PM  
1 vote:

WeenerGord: Is there a racial component to any of this shiat, that no one dares to mention?

And by "racial component" do you mean "strange homoerotic shiat that only white boys do"?
2012-11-20 02:54:46 PM  
1 vote:

Madame Psychosis: I'll take my anal fingering in the comfort of my own home, thanks.

*checks profile*

Man, you should put in a hit counter or something, 'cause that shiat would *explode* after a comment like that.
2012-11-20 02:48:48 PM  
1 vote:
Rite of passage. Why couldn't I be on this soccer team. I love being held down and sodomized. Life is not fair.
2012-11-20 02:17:17 PM  
1 vote:
oh I understand it...this is how soccer players show their dominance. Its like guinea pigs who hump the faces of other male guinea pigs to shame them and prove they are dominant.

you just got your face farked/anally fingered and there's nothing you can do about it sucker!
2012-11-20 02:10:42 PM  
1 vote:

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Weed.

Would have prevented this.
2012-11-20 02:06:42 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah I don't understand the butt thing at all. That is just........

Worst we probably did was make the freshmen chug half and half right before suicides (now named something lame). Puking is funny.
2012-11-20 02:02:31 PM  
1 vote:
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The team is going to do stuff to him.

Weird stuff.

BUTT stuff.
2012-11-20 02:01:12 PM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: FTA; At that signal, older team members grabbed Romanucci's client , tore off his pants and underwear, held him down on the school's soccer field and sodomized him with their fingers and other foreign objects, the suit alleges.

If this is true, what on Earth would make these people committing these acts think that what they're doing isn't a felony?

So that's what the kids are calling it these days ... Gotta get more hip with the lingo.
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