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(NPR)   Scientists working with Mars rover Curiosity could tell you what types of molecules their GC-MS found in the sand, but they would have to kill you. As their ChemCam laser is out of range I will reveal that [no carrier]   ( divider line
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2012-11-20 12:27:57 PM  
2 votes:
I'm going with "the same chemical composition as they expected, thereby verifying a bunch of theories."
2012-11-20 02:22:46 PM  
1 vote:

To The Escape Zeppelin!: the only people I've ever heard claim that aliens disprove religion are atheists.

Yeah but to be fair atheists almost always know more about religion than believers.
2012-11-20 12:32:33 PM  
1 vote:
Other possibilities:

- The missing votes that would have put Romney in the White House
- Obama's birth certificate
- Jimmy Hoffa
- A Twinkie
- Kristen Stewart's acting ability
2012-11-20 12:17:11 PM  
1 vote:
I have two guesses, evidence of microbial life or rare earth elements.

The second one could launch a space race between the US and china that actually would change history.
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