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(Guardian)   In Thailand, there's an "epidemic of penile amputations." FTA: "Thus, it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck"   ( divider line
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2012-11-20 11:24:47 AM  
*scratches "Visit Thailand" off his bucket list*
2012-11-20 11:28:51 AM  
I wonder what "penis-infused duck" tastes like?
2012-11-20 12:08:01 PM  
What the Phuk is going on over there?!!
2012-11-20 12:08:43 PM  
Ah, the ol' Bangkok-kokchop...when will these farkin' people learn...
2012-11-20 12:09:19 PM  
So ducks love cocks?

2012-11-20 12:09:28 PM  
I wouldn't want to take a gander at that.

How big are their ducks? Or I guess the real question is...
2012-11-20 12:11:00 PM  
Sound like a rash case of {sunglasses}
quack doctors.

2012-11-20 12:11:22 PM 1970.
2012-11-20 12:12:39 PM  
The difference between a flick and a heave.
2012-11-20 12:13:09 PM  
How many dicks could a dick duck dodge if a dick duck could dodge dicks?
2012-11-20 12:13:12 PM  
Lorena Bobbit spotted planning her next vacation.
2012-11-20 12:14:45 PM  
The ducks secretly work for the people who sell used books and other junk.
2012-11-20 12:18:55 PM  
No, I said you got any GRAPES!??!
2012-11-20 12:19:40 PM  
So, go to Thailand, visit the hookers, and get your wang lopped?.
2012-11-20 12:23:14 PM  
2012-11-20 12:24:13 PM  
2012-11-20 12:25:01 PM  
No, Wang Lop is down the highway from Bangkok.

And you spelled it wrong.
2012-11-20 12:26:23 PM  
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2012-11-20 12:26:35 PM  
Oh HELL no!
2012-11-20 12:28:46 PM  

CygnusDarius: So, go to Thailand, visit the hookers, and get your wang lopped?.

No I think step three is marry two hookers but let one think she is the more entitled of the two but act in a way that communicates to her that she is not the...
2012-11-20 12:29:52 PM  
I like my dick attached to my waistline, sunshine.
2012-11-20 12:33:00 PM  
If you must marry a Thai girl; don't cheat on her; or she'll cut off your wiener and throw it at a duck.
2012-11-20 12:38:15 PM  
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/might be worth the risk
2012-11-20 12:44:20 PM  

Zasteva: [ image 227x400]

/might be worth the risk

Yeah, if you like post-op hormone-infused wonder they don't have a problem cutting them off - it happened to them, and they turned out all right!!
2012-11-20 12:50:32 PM  
Completely unrelated, but I was friends with a Thai girl when I lived in DC. Her name was No. It was Abbott & Costello every time we went out drinking.
2012-11-20 12:59:48 PM  
I've noticed that the vast majority of penis amputation stories I have read come from Asia.
Not just Thailand...but China, Taiwan, and others.

I've always wondered why.
2012-11-20 01:02:26 PM  

Zasteva: [ image 227x400]

/might be worth the risk

Good frame, bad portrait.
2012-11-20 01:08:53 PM  
Long Duk Dong?
2012-11-20 01:10:14 PM  
Sounds like a suitable revenge.
After all, apparently they just sell duck vaginas in big barrels on the streets in Asia.

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2012-11-20 01:13:58 PM  
Vy nada duck?
2012-11-20 01:18:42 PM  
Why I don't keep ducks at home
2012-11-20 01:46:22 PM  
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what did I just read?
2012-11-20 02:40:28 PM  
I think we're missing the big picture here. Some of those "victims" probably went on to have successful singing careers
2012-11-20 03:12:40 PM  
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2012-11-20 03:23:07 PM  
Another excellent reason not to hook up with a Thai woman!

/surprise penis is also a good reason, as I understand it
2012-11-20 04:04:49 PM  
I grew up with ducks. They'll gobble up anything remotely slug shaped without hesitation. But they get sick if you feed them gummy worms.
2012-11-20 04:12:45 PM  
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/might be worth the risk

and it's a guy too.. can you believe that?
2012-11-20 06:02:10 PM  
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does not approve.
2012-11-20 06:16:15 PM  
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2012-11-20 06:19:05 PM  
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2012-11-20 07:59:17 PM  
major medical booooooooy

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2012-11-20 08:34:05 PM  
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You don't say!
2012-11-20 08:56:27 PM  

ambassador_ahab: I wonder what "penis-infused duck" tastes like?

Dunno but here is what it may look like Full Size
2012-11-20 11:19:02 PM  
The question everyone here wants to have answered but is afraid to ask:

How will this affect Thai ladyboy porn?
2012-11-20 11:51:14 PM  
Remember - if it ain't your wife's favouritest toy in the whole world, you're doing something wrong.
2012-11-21 12:08:42 AM  
That's a duck, not a dick...
2012-11-21 07:11:52 AM  
My brother (PhD Harvard, retired US Ambassador) is married to a Thai woman (he speaks Thai as well as a native). He told me that the word for infidelity in Thai is literally translated as "chop it off and fee it to the ducks." There is a great picture of a Thai guy running naked down the road with one hand clasped over his missing private and the other carrying a duck. It's a fact that the most number of penile reconstruction surgeons in the world are in Thailand. And the normal thing is for a Thai house, on stilts, to have a "cage" under the house where they keep various birds, including ducks. There is a trap door and they throw their "compostables" through the trap door to feed the animals. Ducks will eat about anything organic.
2012-11-21 08:22:25 AM  
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