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(Daily Mail)   One in five men has a secret email account they use to hide correspondence from their partner. In other news, have you checked your ultrafark account lately?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-11-20 11:43:00 AM  
3 votes:
I'm kind of 50/50... my girlfriend knows about it, but my wife doesn't.
2012-11-20 11:38:53 AM  
3 votes:
my wife and i basically have "open" email privileges. we don't actively check but it's like, if she's on and i'm watching tv, i'll ask her to check or vice versa. but we don't snoop around. i don't get very many emails anyways. 90% of my comms with friends are via call/text and i don't really keep in touch with any fark people any more. so my email inbox is usually spam from the various retailers i might use (amazon, LiveNation, races, Huge Black Jugs, Ghetto Gaggin MILFs, Forbes, etc.)
2012-11-20 05:19:15 PM  
2 votes:
I check my husband's email regularly. The only emails he ever gets are from his old college friend, Ashley Madison. They're just friends, so it's okay...
2012-11-20 11:49:04 AM  
2 votes:
ha! as if anyone with an ultrafark account is attractive enough to score some side slaw
2012-11-20 11:37:42 AM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: Their on to us; everyone, purge your tertiary email accounts.

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2012-11-20 02:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
Jackie Rabbit-

"No, you should not marry...to marry is to voluntarily surrender autonomy for the sake of the relationship, so that the two of you can build a life together"


Ok. Fun story time. I have a friend. He's been married for ten years. Over the course of those ten years all the things he loved before they got together (anime, video games, pinup girls, roller derby, smoking a pipe, magic the gathering, comic books, etc) eventually got all packed into boxes in the garage. He has no hobbies. He has no friends because his wife disapproves of them. He exists to drive his wife and her mother around. He is a slave to her whims and can't even leave the house for an hour without explaining himself fully, and even then it always leads to an argument.

By your definition, this is a normal, healthy, functional marriage.


A functioning marriage is about compromise and maintaining a sense of self even though you are half of a whole. Being fine with spending an evening by yourself or out with your people while they are at their DnD group. A wife happy to make lots of little sandwiches and spinach dip for the guys then excusing herself to a pedicure while they watch the Super Bowl. A husband happy to spend a night at his buddy's house so they can have a Molly Ringwald marathon and makeovers sleepover party.

There is something very VERY wrong with your brain if you think for ONE INSTANT that becoming a blob of two people where you can't tell where one ends and the other begins is a healthy marriage.

2012-11-20 02:02:30 PM  
1 vote:

Gabrielmot: Before you mark someone's post here as "smart", it would be best to know who's divorced in this thread.

-Here's a hint, those who don't want their wife to know their passwords...

It also seems to be the ones who've gotten hold of their wife's passwords.
2012-11-20 11:37:44 AM  
1 vote:
"Honey, can I have your email password?"
"If you have it, I can't keep my surprise Tiffany purchases a secret and I'll have to stop before I start...."
2012-11-20 11:34:06 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-20 11:27:45 AM  
1 vote:
Their on to us; everyone, purge your tertiary email accounts.
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