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(CultureMap)   Mystery surrounds possible theft of an original copy of the Texas Declaration of Independence from the Alamo. Investigators continue to search basement for possible clues   ( houston.culturemap.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Alamo, Texas Declaration of Independence, Texas, San Antonio Police Department, Lone Star, Pee-wee Herman  
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3741 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Nov 2012 at 8:29 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-19 09:12:14 PM  
4 votes:
Since they lost their papers does this mean they're part of Mexico again? 

I demand to see the original long-form declaration before we let them back into the US.
2012-11-20 05:03:46 PM  
2 votes:
The thief was probably a guy you don't want to get mixed up with. A loner. A rebel.
2012-11-19 08:58:18 PM  
2 votes:
I bought this pen exactly one hour before the Declaration of Independence was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!
2012-11-19 08:31:34 PM  
2 votes:
It's behind the bike.
2012-11-19 08:31:16 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-19 08:30:59 PM  
2 votes:
I heard a rich fat kid took it.
2012-11-20 03:04:22 AM  
1 vote:

itsfullofstars: Do Texans realize how little the rest of the U.S. much less the world cares about them?

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2012-11-20 12:59:38 AM  
1 vote:
Well, that certainly escalated quickly. Have I accidently wandered into a COD4 chatroom?
2012-11-19 11:14:20 PM  
1 vote:
The funniest part of that movie was when he had to prove to (Bonnie)?, that he was in texas over the pay phone.
2012-11-19 09:34:50 PM  
1 vote:

KOOLmike: Mark Ratner: cman: Someone explain the snark to moran an me?

I don't get it either. There isn't a basement at the Alamo. In fact, few places in Texas have basements because of the low elevation, which is practically at sea level. Stupid headline makes no scents.


Nah, it was a lame attempt at humor and attention. I got the joke. I just get a warm and fuzzy feeling when I get the fark new comments notification email. Sad, I know.
2012-11-19 09:04:53 PM  
1 vote:
It's hopeless. Even if they catch the perps, they'll just use the infallible "I know you are, but what am I?" defense.
2012-11-19 09:03:43 PM  
1 vote:
farking cultural points of reference, how do they work?

//Oh, and The Alamo actually DOES have a basement
2012-11-19 08:59:34 PM  
1 vote:
Wanted for questioning;

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2012-11-19 08:53:54 PM  
1 vote:
How long has Texas been blathering on about independence? They're like a 24 year old kid who won't move out of the basement. Get on with it already!
2012-11-19 08:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
Does anyone ever "Really" remember the Alamo? And if so why?
2012-11-19 08:36:34 PM  
1 vote:
Can everybody say 'adobe'?
2012-11-19 08:33:57 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-19 08:32:25 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody call Nic Cage!
2012-11-19 08:31:41 PM  
1 vote:
Secede from that.
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