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(WDFN The Fan)   "Excuse me, but are the shoes with $3,300 stuffed in them on clearance?"   ( wdfn.com) divider line
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9866 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Nov 2012 at 2:55 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-19 03:00:50 PM  
2 votes:
Wow. That husband was dead meat. Nevermind the money. He tried to give away her shoes.
2012-11-19 02:58:32 PM  
2 votes:

a woman from Galveston came in to claim the cash, which she described in detail

"It's kind of greenish, about so long and so wide. It has a picture of a former president and some numbers on it."
2012-11-19 02:38:26 PM  
2 votes:
Do you have any in a size cocaine?
2012-11-19 04:44:44 PM  
1 vote:
our insane mom wound up not going back to her hoarder house after seizures. you can pick through just so many hundreds of items and thousands of pieces of paperwork before shiat just starts getting thrown in garbage bags. tag sale on saturday an honest lady came back to return a $50.00 bill she found in a fold-out box of buttons & notions i sold her cheap. i know it's only $50.00 but dammit she restored my faith in people, bless her heart.
2012-11-19 03:24:43 PM  
1 vote:
Never, ever take something out of your wife's closet and assume it's junk, or 'she doesn't need this'. We stash shiat everywhere, cash and valuables included. What do you expect from a creature born with a storage pouch?
2012-11-19 03:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
FTA- "A Texas man thought he was being charitable, but ended up being a little too generous: Included in a donated pair of shoes to Goodwill was his wife's life savings."

What a heel.
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