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(Huffington Post)   Teen sleeps for 64 straight days. Doctors diagnose her with"Sleeping Beauty Syndrome". Parents diagnose her as being a teenager   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2012-11-19 05:29:18 PM  
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VRaptor117: "Patients also report that everything seems out of focus, and that they are hypersensitive to noise and light. Some patients also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hypersexuality."


/wtf is hypersexuality? Doing it at speeds over 5x the speed of sound?

It's when you make the Kegel Run in less than twelve parsex.
2012-11-19 09:22:30 AM  
3 votes:
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

2012-11-19 09:22:09 PM  
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Grither: FTFA: "Some patients also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hypersexuality."


Her 18th birthday could be the First Annual Fark Gangbang!
2012-11-19 10:50:18 AM  
1 vote:
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I'm just not seeing it.
2012-11-19 10:12:15 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-19 09:58:48 AM  
1 vote:
Wake her up they way the Prince did in the Anne Rice version of the story.
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