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2012-11-18 05:31:39 PM  
5 votes:
Why does it have to be about the food?

Thanksgiving is traditionally a time for family to come together to fight.
2012-11-18 07:46:45 PM  
3 votes:
When you kill an animal for food, it dies a fairly quick death. Plants, on the other hand, die a slow, agonizingly cruel death. Plants have been shown to actually "scream" when being pulled apart. So, that head of lettuce in your fridge has been separated from from its roots and then had the top few inches of it's leaves cut off. Two very painful "amputations".

Now it lays in your refrigerator, slowly dying from it's wounds, and lack of sunlight and nutrients. You cruel vegans have mutilated and starved this living thing. It's still technically alive when you take it out of the refrigerator and tear it apart as you prepare it for a meal. Then you grind it and shred it with your teeth before giving it the dishonor of spending it's last minutes of life in your colon.

Fark you, vegetarians! There's a special place in hell for you!

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2012-11-18 09:47:55 PM  
2 votes:
So, this is another thread where omnivores make fun of vegetarians to disguise their insecurities.

I don't know why you're afraid of us, but you can go ahead and stop asking daddy to check under your bed.
2012-11-18 06:54:02 PM  
2 votes:
Coco LaFemme: Because invariably when threads about vegetarians or vegans show up, commentary devolves into how stupid/gross/weird they are,

Why not wait for the hate to actually show up before you start complaining about hate.

// some of those dishes look tasty and I think even the main dishes would work with a bit of meat thrown in for example

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... and bacon

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... and bacon

2012-11-19 09:26:49 AM  
1 vote:

hokiethug1992: rappy: F*ck vegetarians and f*ck vegans.

Hope you know a good cardiologist.


1. If it has no meat, it is a side dish. Period. No exceptions.
2. There is nothing wrong with being a vegetarian. Period. No exceptions. (Well, except you miss out on using gravy for sexual purposes, but not everyone is into that, so...)
3. There is everything wrong with being a vegetarian and trying to get the meat-loving world to conform to you. Tofurky's very existence is pretentious. See rule 1. Be at peace with living on side dishes. It is very good for you! There is no need to create vegetarian entrees. It is trying to make food be something that it isn't merely for social conformity reasons. That is stupid. Leave it.
4. If the choice between holiday fare was either lutefisk or vegetarian dishes, a lot of perspectives would change.

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Some people enjoy taking a shyte on their sexual partner.

That doesn't mean there needs to be a g'damn thread greenlit about people shyting on each other every day.

Enough with the farking "vegan" bullshyte on the main page, it's almost as stupid as all the farking "petition" threads.

Hi! Welcome to Fark! You are obviously new here, so let me clue you in on something. This site passed its prime about 8 years ago. The only thing keeping it alive now are sponsored links, "affiliated site networks" (link swaps), a few hundred TFers paying $5 a month, and hit-dependent ad revenue. Petition threads, controversy threads of all types, TFD threads, and wrestling threads, are all insipid and socially retarded, but they are the only threads which generate the number of hits necessary to make ad revenue at all feasible. In other words, Fark, as a website, technically runs on the stupidity, immaturity, social ineptness, and gullible ignorance of its users. It only makes sense then that it would foster and encourage it to grow by increasing the number of links which draw out those kinds of responses. It is lowest common denominator stuff, pretty basic ad/marketing strategy.
2012-11-19 02:11:16 AM  
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2012-11-18 10:50:24 PM  
1 vote:

LordOfThePings: Ryker's Peninsula: 1. Preheat oven to 3000 and arrange bread cubes on a baking sheet. Bake until bread dries slightly.

Surely there are more energy-efficient ways of slightly drying bread.

Place bread cubes on a titanium tray atop a pillar of adamantium on an aluminized concrete platform.

Program your plasma ray to subject the bread cubes to 16 .0004-second bursts at 8.3 gigajoules per burst.

Season with thyme and toss with the pre-cooked wild rice.
2012-11-18 10:39:34 PM  
1 vote:
Suit yourselves. More pork fat for me.
2012-11-18 10:33:21 PM  
1 vote:

DamnYankees: That made me sad.

Vegan thanksgiving participants should be subjected to being drawn and quartered.
2012-11-18 09:41:06 PM  
1 vote:
venturing into liter land is almost as bad being around poor people.
2012-11-18 09:01:59 PM  
1 vote:
The sourdough stuffing sounded pretty good, but I couldn't stop laughing after step one:

1. Preheat oven to 3000 and arrange bread cubes on a baking sheet. Bake until bread dries slightly.
2012-11-18 08:59:36 PM  
1 vote:

Coco LaFemme: If all you've had is poorly prepared food, no matter what kind of food that is, it's going to taste like shiat.

My family is from Montana. My mom's idea of a super fancy meal (before she jumped on the low carb bandwagon) is spaghetti and garlic bread (so sophisticated, two carbs!!). For the longest time she would buy iceburg lettuce on sale (i.e. old) and drown it in ranch and cheese (then wonder why she couldn't lose weight) and cook vegetables into oblivion. When I gained full womanhood and learned to cook for myself and discovered that vegetables actually quite delightful when lightly cooked and retaining their bite. I reluctantly experimented growing iceburg lettuce and discovered the texture is more satisfying than potato chips when its fresh. I'm convinced alot of people's food hangups comes from eating crappy food in childhood. It's not that you don't like XYZ, it's that you're actually a budding foodie (how exciting)! That we went from victory gardens to TV dinners and fast food in less than one generation is really amazing.

/Mom also likes to bake frozen chicken drumsticks in BBQ sauce, take it out too early then finish it off in the microwave.
//And she smoked for 20 years and as a result can't taste the difference between shiat and french fries
///CSB + veggie circle jerk
2012-11-18 07:51:12 PM  
1 vote:
I feel for people whose brains aren't pliable enough to allow them not to be immediately prejudiced against some of the most delicious foods just because of some label (such as vegan) the food carries.

And by feeling for them, I mean I want to sock them in the face.
2012-11-18 07:23:43 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-18 07:23:19 PM  
1 vote:

lordargent: hokiethug1992: Hope you know a good cardiologist.

WhippingBoy: Why? Because a balanced, healthy diet that includes animal products is guaranteed to cause heart disease? People would respect your opinions more if they were utter bullshiat.

And it's not like all vegetarian food is healthy either ... he says as he gathers ingredients to make sugar cookies.

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2012-11-18 07:21:02 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-18 06:54:54 PM  
1 vote:
I have added the following recipes to my massive collection of recipes:
2. Creole Spiced Butternut Squash & Sweet Potato Soup With Vegan Parmesan Croutons
4. Roasted Tomato & Fennel Bisque
5. White & Green Beans
15. Potato & Portobello Mushroom Gratin

They actually look and sound tasty. Of course, I appreciate the irony of my reading those recipes while eating some beef jerky.
2012-11-18 06:50:53 PM  
1 vote:
I will be grilling a turkey on Thursday and eating meat every day of my life. However, some of those looked delicious. I will probably be trying the stuffed acorn squash recipes. They are one of my favorite winter veggies.

Tofu, on the other hand, is the devil's toe jam.
2012-11-18 06:42:47 PM  
1 vote:

rappy: F*ck vegetarians and f*ck vegans.

Only if they're pretty,
2012-11-18 06:42:34 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-18 06:40:26 PM  
1 vote:

doglover: Also, beer can't be vegan because the little yeasty beasties are alive and drinking them is murder. Same with secondary fermentation whereby they get poisoned to death in alcohol, which is their own shiat. Would you say drowning a cow in manure or just eating it alive is humane? No? Sorry vegans, no alcohol for you.

omfg, way to miss the point.

2012-11-18 06:40:24 PM  
1 vote:

doglover: Also, beer can't be vegan because the little yeasty beasties are alive and drinking them is murder. Same with secondary fermentation whereby they get poisoned to death in alcohol, which is their own shiat. Would you say drowning a cow in manure or just eating it alive is humane? No? Sorry vegans, no alcohol for you.

Not to mention the isenglass additions.
2012-11-18 06:39:50 PM  
1 vote:

rappy: F*ck vegetarians and f*ck vegans.

Hope you know a good cardiologist.
2012-11-18 06:39:04 PM  
1 vote:

rappy: F*ck vegetarians and f*ck vegans.

come at me, bro.

Seriously, though - all of these recipes can be de-veganed with a tiny bit of thinking (add meat, HURDURDEHUWUR)

haters gonna hate.
2012-11-18 06:34:06 PM  
1 vote:
Also, let's look at some famous vegetarians: Hitler, Ghengis Khan, Charles Manson, Pol Pot, William MacDonald, Gladiators
2012-11-18 04:25:20 PM  
1 vote:

Coco LaFemme: I don't get the hate for vegetarianism/veganism

They won't let me hate anyone else, except lardasses. You wait until we get into a fat vegetarian thread, then I'll have some hate to throw around.
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