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2012-11-18 09:56:37 AM  
4 votes:

jtown: It certainly does.

As someone who will be picking up a friend from jail in a few minutes, I can confirm.
2012-11-18 09:39:44 AM  
4 votes:
It certainly does.

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2012-11-18 09:28:50 AM  
3 votes:
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fry.
2012-11-18 09:43:13 AM  
2 votes:
Bravo, subby.
2012-11-18 02:13:48 PM  
1 vote:
It's a little known fact that turkeys generate a low level electromagnetic field.
2012-11-18 01:35:21 PM  
1 vote:
Wild Turkey Surprise?
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2012-11-18 11:45:45 AM  
1 vote:
Mr. Wookies band is called Wyld Turkeez.

/true story
2012-11-18 11:09:05 AM  
1 vote:
RIP Gobbles

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2012-11-18 10:12:59 AM  
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2012-11-18 09:45:32 AM  
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2012-11-18 09:44:13 AM  
1 vote:
CSB: One time in Hoboken I was participating in a beer pong tourney at an Elk's Club. They had kegs of Yuengling and a couple bottles of wild turkey. Toward the end of the night someone was playing a joke by filling a solo cup halfway with the wild turkey, pretending it was Yuengling, and trying to get people to chug it. Most people sniffed it or took a sip and figured it out, but already being quite hammered I just grabbed it and chugged it. Next thing I recall is waking up in my hotel room with a rather annoyed girlfriend who said the worst of it was when I stole one of the beer pong tables and ran down the streets of Hoboken with it trying to find our party bus and then crammed it on board.
2012-11-18 09:37:35 AM  
1 vote:
All that was left was his snood.
2012-11-18 09:33:34 AM  
1 vote:
Kill the turkeys. They should have a holiday where we eat them.
2012-11-18 09:31:08 AM  
1 vote:
heh. yeah, that'll do it.
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