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(Buzzfeed)   34 insanely simple, two-ingredient recipes. Yet more proof that Nutella is the duct tape of the kitchen   ( buzzfeed.com) divider line
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2012-11-18 12:01:17 PM  
2 votes:

Tentacle: marinade? for a steak?


"The same operation applied to both sides of a truthful equality results in a second equality which is also truthful."

Euclid, circa 300 B.C.

Start with the original expression:
     Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey = Steak Marinade
Subtract "Marinade" from both expressions:
     (Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade = Steak Marinade - Marinade.
Now add "Steak" to both expressions:
     ((Balsamic Vinegar + Whiskey) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak Marinade - Marinade + Steak.
Since the vinegar and whiskey are equal to the marinade, simplify:
     ((Marinade) - Marinade) + Steak = Steak + (Marinade - Marinade) + Steak
Now, reduce:
     Steak = Steak + Steak
     Steak = 2 Steaks

More simply put: Steak without marinade is twice as good as steak WITH marinade.
2012-11-18 11:45:22 AM  
2 votes:
Steak + Fire = Grilled Steak (16 parts steak for 1 part fire)
2012-11-18 10:40:18 AM  
2 votes:
list starts with nutella + egg

surely nutella has 1 ingredient.

/ diaf stupid shiats
// seriously
2012-11-18 02:34:24 PM  
1 vote:
Nutella is disgusting.
2012-11-18 01:59:40 PM  
1 vote:
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Anyone who uses that disgusting crap in a kitchen must think Cheetos count as dairy. Might as well add a metric assload of sugar to a bucket of lard and dig into that with a big spoon.

Horribly disgusting "recipe" list, looks like the shopping list of morbidly obese white trash riding an electric wheelchair in Walmart.
2012-11-18 12:40:04 PM  
1 vote:

Mytch: Quantum Apostrophe: plus whatever is floating around the fridge.

Are you making a 전?

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Well, I bought this pack of pancake batter mix at a Korean store in Montreal (ste-cath near the hideous new condo vomitation for the curious).

I'm gonna try tonight to make something edible, if not delicious.
2012-11-18 12:09:59 PM  
1 vote:
Two ingredient recipes, big deal. Cake mix + water = cake. That's about the level of most of these. Use one or more pre-fab ingredients that took a lot of time and steps to produce.
2012-11-18 11:25:54 AM  
1 vote:
Did anyone notice that the autrhor, Peggy Wang, looks like a surprised black dude?

Oh, steak & spuds = steak & spuds.
2012-11-18 10:43:16 AM  
1 vote:
And considering self rising flour is flour pre mixed with what you would use in that recipe otherwise...

Silly list is silly. And I doubt few of those would work like the picture. Especially when they included optional ingredients to make what was in the picture.
2012-11-18 10:22:08 AM  
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plus whatever is floating around the fridge.
2012-11-18 09:20:59 AM  
1 vote:
Insanely easy 1 ingredient recipe: beer=liquid lunch
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