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(Charleston Daily Mail)   You're upset with the Mayor so do you? A) Complain at a council meeting. B) Write a blog. C) Send hin a dead bird with its eyes removed   ( dailymail.com) divider line
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2012-11-18 01:22:55 AM  
3 votes:
At least he removed the eyes. Unexpected dead bird stare would have been creepy.
2012-11-18 03:36:27 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-18 07:33:39 AM  
1 vote:
Dude, you guys are all freaking out waaaaaaaay too much about this guy sending teh mayor a bird. He was probably just showing his thanks by giving him a present, my dog does similar things all the time.
2012-11-18 07:27:40 AM  
1 vote:
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Wanted for questioning.
2012-11-18 02:26:14 AM  
1 vote:

sabbacca: Looks like...

/puts on sunglasses

They had a birds eye view.

People always warned me that iris alot by jumping into politics blindly.
2012-11-18 02:11:25 AM  
1 vote:
pigeon = disease-laden, gluttonous avian/public nuisance

city official = occasional public nuisance

dead pigeon = remedy for public nuisance

one-eyes dead pigeon = senseless overkill

I await those with a greater affinity than myself for divining the future from animal entrails to correct me.
2012-11-18 02:00:37 AM  
1 vote:
It's a Sicilian message.

It means "Luca Brasi sleeps with Colonel Sanders"
2012-11-18 01:53:17 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-18 01:34:49 AM  
1 vote:
Looks like...

/puts on sunglasses

They had a birds eye view.
2012-11-18 01:32:55 AM  
1 vote:
A pigeon is kind of a pathetic threatening message. He really should have used a crow or raven; or at least a seagull. Something with more menacing connotations, you know?
2012-11-18 01:28:18 AM  
1 vote:
It's no severed horse head in his bed, but I guess it'll do in a pinch.
2012-11-18 01:25:32 AM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?

Not a crime but he didn't do it right. To maximize the impact when delivering a dead body of any kind you should dismember the body and deliver it in several packages over the course of several days. Use different methods of delivery each time so it is always a surprise, hand deliver the first one, send one through the mail, one UPS if at all possible one interoffice mail. Always include as bizzare a nore as possible, you might have to do a little research to get the tone just right and stick with a central theme It is a branding opportunity and if you get caught you want the media to have a snappy name to refer to you by.

*Not intended as factual advice
2012-11-18 01:17:41 AM  
1 vote:
My amazement never ceases at the WV shenanigans that show up on fark.
2012-11-18 01:15:01 AM  
1 vote:
Guy was probably mad that he was cut off after going over his 5 minute limit and it's because the ILLUMINATI LIZARD PEOPLE ARE IN CONTROL AND DON'T WANT THE TRUTH TO BE HEARD!!1111!!
2012-11-18 01:12:03 AM  
1 vote:
Why not all three? 

/21 second flood control, wtf?
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